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1 week ago

I sincerely hope this is not your real plan. if it is, my plan will be to stay as far away from you as possible, as your idiocy and inability to keep quiet will attract them like flies. if you truly hope to survive the zombie apocalypse, please read Max Brooks's "Zombie Survival Guide" at least then you would stand a chance. also, allow me to point out the flaw with your fan idea. are all people the same height? no. and neither are zombies, because they are just people.

6 weeks ago

I would team up with Chuck Norris.

13 weeks ago

why dont you put up a vacant sign? if zombies can read directions to walmart than im pretty sure that they can understand a vacant sign! com awn peoples!

51 weeks ago

my way to survive would be to get to the shoping center than just chill going thru the airducts and stuff getting food and games and junk

54 weeks ago

I love the Shaun of the Dead screen right at the bottom...you left out turn your mobile off.

54 weeks ago

Eh, the best way to kill zombies is a lil' bit of shotgun rain...

54 weeks ago

Eh, the best way to kill zombies is a lil' bit of shotgun rain...

67 weeks ago

good advice

72 weeks ago

The two zombies on the last one look like one another

77 weeks ago

all i would have to do is wait about a year and all the zombies would rot beyond survivability.

78 weeks ago

the last 1 is either Shaun Of The Dead of Dawn Of The Dead

78 weeks ago

HELL YEAH WIN!!!

78 weeks ago

what I'm gonna do if there's a zombie attack, is buy a ton of food and everything i need, then destroy the steps to the second floor, and grow a garden on my roof. And I am going to lock all of my doo

78 weeks ago

candy.

78 weeks ago

*another 20 years! xD;;

78 weeks ago

Or move to Vermont - Vermont is always zombie-free.
And it's, like, 20 years behind the rest of the US. In fact, if the world ended, everyone would move to Vermont because it wouldn't happen for anot

88 weeks ago

hahahahah....i'll keep this in mind....probally on the step 3 i'll get as many things i need from wallmart and then i'll put brain mart....
BRAIN MART!! HAHAHA this candy can't be written...lol

89 weeks ago

lol

90 weeks ago

firetruck IT i saw zombieland

90 weeks ago

(which to me is the worst that could happen because i'm a guy).

So there you have the five flaws of your five step plan!

Don't thank me! lol

90 weeks ago

5. Once again referring to the types of zombies i know, locking doors would not help unless you have like this 100lbs door made out of titanium or having superman as your watchdog or having chris from

90 weeks ago

OH candy THEY ARE GONNA EAT ME!!!!!!! or I'M firetruckED!!!!! or MAN I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE, IN FACT I'M STILL A VIRGIN BECAUSE I PLAY TOO MUCH WOW!!!!!!!!!!!! OR ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!!!!!

90 weeks ago

So adding twenty pounds more to your regular weight and your answer is: OH candy THEY ARE GONNA EAT ME!!!!!!! or I'M firetruckED!!!!! or MAN I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE, IN FACT I'M STILL A VIRGIN BECAUSE I PLAY T

90 weeks ago

Average male weight 160 lbs, guessed weight of the suit mmmm about 15-20lbs maybe. so that's 180 lbs but your body is only used to run at a 9 miles/hour with 160 lbs. So adding twenty pounds more to y

90 weeks ago

instead of canceling their WOW account or porn or stuff like that) or you do all that and don't buy it. Second, mmmmmmmmmm all zombies i know are super fast, and super strong so let me make some math.

90 weeks ago

4. Well this one can fail too many ways, first, yes those are expensive, so you decide, you get one and don't eat for a month or two. (because of course a lot of ppl prefer not eating instead of cance

90 weeks ago

The bad news you did not know, is that during that evening, there was a zombie attack and they all went to "BRAINSMART", and you did not knOw anything because you were too busy decorating your room in

90 weeks ago

"well i'm just gonna take a dump and sleep" but the toilet paper is gone, so all you have left is go out and buy stuff. But guess what, "BRAINSMART" is the closest store to you and you cant hold it a

90 weeks ago

here is the third. (part of it i think)

3. It is the middle of the night, and you're about to go to sleep, when you go and brush your teeth, you realize there is no more toothpaste. So you're like

90 weeks ago

here is the second reason why this fails

2. If your girlfriend lives next door to you, then you are the biggest asswhole she ever met! or if any family members live next to you, they will hate you

90 weeks ago

darn it, i think the stoopid comment box deleted the rest of the comment :( now i'm angry

90 weeks ago

well your plan sucks, here's five reasons to your five step program :P lol

1. You could end up being victim of your own fan at night.

2. If your girlfriend lives next door to you, then you are

90 weeks ago

If there were ever a zombie attack, I would take shelter at my grandparents' house. My grandpa collects guns, and they have a ton of canned food.

90 weeks ago

i would hate to be your neighbor right now

90 weeks ago

their not so slow or stupid in Left 4 Dead id be screwed if a tank or a charger charged at me but my freind also has about 22 guns or so and enough ammo for a year or so

90 weeks ago

1.what if there is speical infected like in l4d the can burst thru the door 2.watch zombie land great tips or go on the web site 3.do you know how hevy a chain mail suit is .very

90 weeks ago

lol
until you run out of food. thats when you need the chain mail suit
XD love it!

90 weeks ago

IT WORKED IMMA SAVE!

90 weeks ago

i'd fellow this plan. lol :)

90 weeks ago

run in a circle and scream - everything you gotta do to save your life !

90 weeks ago

My zombie apocolypse plan is better.. :)

90 weeks ago

1.Eat the zombies. mmmm mums cooked zombies.
2.Remember to cook the zombie.
3.If you didn't cook the zombie you are now a zombie.

91 weeks ago

GREAT IDEA!

91 weeks ago

Good, all I have to do is throw you out of your house and take refuge there, you've allready fixed it up for me. Thanks =]

91 weeks ago

i am now prepared 4 zombies, thanks to kimmitalks and smosh!!!

91 weeks ago

hmmm the guy in the 1 pic isn't that bad... i mean if you take of the blood and scary face :D

91 weeks ago

Yay, it's Bob from Day of the Dead!
The first thing I thought when I saw the first picture wasn't "That's scary." But, "He's hot, I would keep him for a pet." XD

91 weeks ago

zaombies can live with out heads its there liver they cant... not joking

91 weeks ago

well i would try to move to a cold place in alaska where since zombies dont have body heat the would die (but i would still bring a cheap gun like an ak47 cause its also reliable)

91 weeks ago

And dont forget number 6: The chainsaw..