Born and raised in Santa Claus, Indiana, Chad can't remember a time when things didn't suck. By the time he was a teenager he hated two things; Christmas and everybody. He became such a delinquent that on the day of his 18th birthday, cops arrested him in the morning so they wouldn't have to for whatever he would do that night. In and out of the poke for years, Chad eventually had his heart stolen by a prostitute, only to lose access to her when he couldn't afford to pay for the passion. In a desperate move for love, Chad stabbed her pimp, Sugarloaf, and went to prison for his attempted murder. He is now out on parole and fulfilling his community service by hosting the children's coloring show, Tons of Fun.

Since Chad is "between homes" right now, he's staying with his friend Travis. Check out Travis' YouTube page at http://www.youtube.com/thereceptionist or follow him on Twitter at http://www.twitter.com/travisbetz!