Charley Feldman

Charley Feldman crash landed on this planet swaddled in a blanket made with a sky bison/wookie/polyester blend. Charley Feldman was bitten by a radioactive meerkat and now fights crime by being small and non-threatening . Charley Feldman gets paid to write, sometimes for television - but swears they're "just friends". Charley Feldman was cursed by a wandering non-offensive mystical person after she beat their child on Star Search in 1995. The more Twitter followers she collects the more she can keep her true form at bay, BUT FOR HOW LONG?

Charley Feldman

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Posted 1 month 4 days ago by Charley Feldman.
All these years I’ve been filling my bathtub with water, little did I know it could house so much wonder. Sure you can waste all that time getting...
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Posted 1 month 6 days ago by Charley Feldman.
Listen up sea punks. I gotta admit something I’m not proud of. I am sincerely, deeply, pants-wettingly afraid of the ocean. Ever since my Dad told me...
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Posted 1 month 6 days ago by Charley Feldman.
The desire to bring attention to a cause or make people stand up and cheer is a global desire. Mascots the world over are out there every day trying...
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Posted 1 month 1 week ago by Charley Feldman.
The prom dress. Every year it’s the same froufrou fashions for girls to live out their Disney princess fantasies before binge drinking and ditching...
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Posted 1 month 1 week ago by Charley Feldman.
I’m sick of the same holidays every year. Traditions are so, traditional. Why don’t we look to our animated (and muppeted) betters and think of some...
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Posted 1 month 1 week ago by Charley Feldman.
Oh, I’m sorry. Did you want to sleep later? Silly us, we just happened to spill all this nightmare fuel all over your screen. Don’t worry, we made...
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Posted 1 month 2 weeks ago by Charley Feldman.
Remember libraries? No, not those quiet, stuffy places bums go to poop. Well yes those places, but they are so much more than that! For one these...
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