Charley Feldman crash landed on this planet swaddled in a blanket made with a sky bison/wookie/polyester blend. Charley Feldman was bitten by a radioactive meerkat and now fights crime by being small and non-threatening . Charley Feldman gets paid to write, sometimes for television - but swears they're "just friends". Charley Feldman was cursed by a wandering non-offensive mystical person after she beat their child on Star Search in 1995. The more Twitter followers she collects the more she can keep her true form at bay, BUT FOR HOW LONG?