Dan Borrelli

Dan Borrelli is a stand up comedian who plays all over Los Angeles.  He is part of the sketch comedy corporation Half Day Today.  You can find his material at www.danborrelli.com and www.halfdaytoday.com. And make sure to follow him on twitter!

Dan Borrelli

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Posted 2 years 9 months ago by Dan Borrelli.
Did you guys know Nickleback has a Christmas song? I just found this out. This is awful because Nickleback is awful and Christmas is awesome cause...
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Posted 2 years 9 months ago by Dan Borrelli.
So every year since I was like 2 my mom has gotten me a wooden nutcracker for Christmas. It’s weird cause now I have like a 1000 of these (I...
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Posted 2 years 9 months ago by Dan Borrelli.
Man, I can’t believe it’s been almost a month since Skyrim came out. It feels like just yesterday I locked myself in my room and started...
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Posted 2 years 10 months ago by Dan Borrelli.
Sometimes I’ll re-watch an old movie that I haven’t seen in years, something from when I was a little kid, like Ninja Turtles or The...
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Posted 2 years 10 months ago by Dan Borrelli.
An open letter, Dear Creepy frat guy at the party with the popped collar and Dexter eyes, You didn’t invent the D chord. Shut it. -@danborrelli...
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Posted 2 years 10 months ago by Dan Borrelli.
So with all this OWS exploding all over the country you would think the movement could last forever.  Except that the protestors who were kicked...
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Posted 2 years 10 months ago by Dan Borrelli.
So the lack of employment in this country is getting ridiculous. I mean come on people who do I have to *#&@ to get serving job around here? I...

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