Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

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Posted 5 months 1 week ago by Daniel Dominguez.
The Nintendo Switch has reinvigorated my love for Legend of Zelda. Well, maybe "reinvigorated" isn't the right word —I’ve always loved Zelda and...
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Posted 5 months 2 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Is Halo the only thing that motivates you? Then maybe you need to step up and get it tattooed on your body so you can be motivated to live your life...
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Posted 5 months 3 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
I’ve run out of clothes again and I hate doing laundry because it’s just such a pain the ass. Maybe you hate folding, maybe you hate putting things...
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Posted 5 months 3 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
I can’t even fold a shirt, so regular origami to me is like physics — I just don’t understand. And then when you get into fancy origami, my mind is...
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Posted 6 months 20 hours ago by Daniel Dominguez.
The Nintendo Switch is out, so I will be unavailable for the foreseeable future. And that's mainly because The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is...
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Posted 6 months 3 days ago by Daniel Dominguez.
You want a realistic-yet-magical tattoo? Erin Chance is the lady to do that for you. Her work looks like myths and legends come to life. The colors...
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Posted 6 months 5 days ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Kids these days, with your fancy computers and CGI. When I was a kid, we didn’t have fancy computers or CGI, we had practical effects. And we liked...

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