Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

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Posted 1 day 20 hours ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Memes are kind of confusing — sometimes you think they're just an internet thing, but then somebody uses an expression or a phrase and says it counts...
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Posted 1 week 3 days ago by Daniel Dominguez.
If you're anything like me, you weren't the greatest math student growing up. Maybe you found it boring, or maybe you just didn't get it, or maybe...
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Posted 1 week 3 days ago by Daniel Dominguez.
The reality TV genre contains two kinds of shows — one is informative and cute, like a show about nerdy metal-workers making swords that look like...
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Posted 2 weeks 1 day ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Ah, cartoons. We love them as kids. We miss them (and hope for their returns) as adults. But as adults, we have something that we don't have as kids...
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Posted 3 weeks 8 hours ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Mainstream super heroes generally don't kill anybody, since comic book companies don't want kids knowing death is real. This is never an issue for a...
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Posted 3 weeks 1 day ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Life is full of pain, man. As humans, we are born cursed with the knowledge that our existence is finite, and eventually like all things we will fade...
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Posted 3 weeks 3 days ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Cats are mostly cute and fun to pet. They have cute ears and it's fun to watch them sneeze. There are those pet cats, however, who lactate fear....

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