Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez's Posts

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Posted 2 days 15 hours ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Growing up, Squaresoft in general was my jam, but in particular, I was all about Final Fantasy. Parts six and seven are just extraordinary games that...
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Posted 6 days 12 hours ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Florida, in a race to do literally every single thing wrong, has acted embarrassingly retroactive yet again by making it against the law to...
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Posted 1 week 1 day ago by Daniel Dominguez.
WHY does Sonic inspire such weird fan art? His games haven't ever been more subversive than Kid Icarus, but you never see pregnancy art of him....
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Posted 1 week 6 days ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Tired of only playing with your adorable Pikachu? Want to be like a Pokémon Hannibal Lecter and consume the thing you love in order to celebrate...
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Posted 2 weeks 5 hours ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Celebrities are almost always happy, and why not? They have great lives — all they do is star in movies and TV shows and hang out next to the pool...
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Posted 2 weeks 15 hours ago by Daniel Dominguez.
The Chinese box office is expected to be bigger and more profitable than the American box office by the end of the decade. As a result, Hollywood has...
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Posted 3 weeks 1 day ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Women are portrayed poorly in video games, it's just a fact. When they aren't totally helpless, they're objectified beyond all reason. As a man, I...

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