Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

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Posted 3 weeks 4 days ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Farmers have long looked for ways to defy nature. It's their goal to show nature that it is they, not she, who are in charge.When Farmer...
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Posted 3 weeks 5 days ago by Daniel Dominguez.
This December, after almost thirty years of riding backseat in the Super Mario Bros. franchise, and despite so clearly deserving it all along,...
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Posted 4 weeks 5 hours ago by Daniel Dominguez.
If you're going to commit a crime, it's highly recommended you keep it to yourself. And if you do plan on not keeping to yourself, at least just tell...
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Posted 1 month 2 days ago by Daniel Dominguez.
I don't know about you, but every time I sit on a toilet, I get super grateful when nothing with a thousand legs crawls up into my assh*le....
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Posted 1 month 4 days ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Two of the most popular women in the world right now are Iggy Azalea and Japanese Body Pillows. They both have something one thing obvious in...
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Posted 1 month 1 week ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Every year on Christmas, when kids get online multiplayer games for Christmas, the noobs flood into the games. Long-time players grow...
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Posted 1 month 1 week ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Santa's usually a giant wussy. But every now and again, he gets tired of being taken advantage of by the children of the world and gets to kick a...

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