Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

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Posted 1 month 3 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
It was only a matter of time before some jackass took the ice bucket challenge too far. Either they were going to make it a bucket of just ice and...
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Posted 1 month 3 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
College is a joyful time in any young adult's life — a time where they  learn about themselves and their role in the world. A time when they...
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Posted 1 month 3 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
If there's one thing that's universally true about mascots, it's that they come alive at night and eat children who have sinned. Donald Duck? The...
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Posted 1 month 4 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
RPGs have thrown some bizarre sh*t as us over the years. Do these creatures seem normal in Japan? Unless the Japanese are constantly beset...
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Posted 1 month 4 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Japan makes anime weapons bigger than Garfield makes sandwiches! And Garfield once made a sandwich so big that it blotted out the sun and caused the...
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Posted 2 months 10 hours ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Have you ever been playing Pokemon and gotten frustrated that Pikachu never just gets up and back hands Charmander? Well, person, be prepared to...
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Posted 2 months 2 days ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Everyone knows why Mario is sad. His father was a Goomba, so secretly, every time he murders one his sees his father's face reflected in the Goomba's...

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