Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

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Posted 1 month 2 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Fast food companies are just like cigarette companies: they gotta hook 'em young. That's why they use (usually) fun, lovable mascots to represent...
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Posted 1 month 2 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Like many of you, I've spent the past ten days glued to Twitch Plays Pokemon. If you haven't checked it out, you should. You might learn...
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Posted 1 month 3 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Plenty of high schoolers hate reading, and plenty of adults give them crap for not applying themselves. But guess what? Some of the books you have to...
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Posted 1 month 3 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Kids are almost universally terrible. Even the ones that turn into decent adults smell weird and make messes everywhere. Then there's kids like these...
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Posted 1 month 4 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Pompeii, the movie about attractive people who are caught in a volcano or something, comes out this Friday. While the trailer looks pretty cool, I...
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Posted 2 months 4 days ago by Daniel Dominguez.
What are you getting your coital companion for Valentine's Day? A stuffed bear? A dog with a heart that says "I Love You?" Some other inanimate...
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Posted 2 months 4 days ago by Daniel Dominguez.
I'm all about social justice IRL. This world is full of inequality, and if we don't do something about it, no one will. You know what doesn't help in...

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