Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

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Posted 1 month 1 week ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Celebrities are almost always happy, and why not? They have great lives — all they do is star in movies and TV shows and hang out next to the pool...
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Posted 1 month 1 week ago by Daniel Dominguez.
The Chinese box office is expected to be bigger and more profitable than the American box office by the end of the decade. As a result, Hollywood has...
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Posted 1 month 2 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Women are portrayed poorly in video games, it's just a fact. When they aren't totally helpless, they're objectified beyond all reason. As a man, I...
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Posted 1 month 2 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Being famous isn't all it's cracked up to be. The entertainment industry perpetuates this idea that stars are the happiest people living in the most...
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Posted 1 month 4 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Rich people rule the world and we all have to toil in crappy jobs to pay off the student loans they gave us at ridiculously inflated interest rates....
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Posted 2 months 8 hours ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Most babies are cute, but some babies are much, much less cute. The babies below represent the worst of the worst when it comes to all...
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Posted 2 months 1 day ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Most chocolate comes in safe, unassuming bar form. But not all chocolate. Some chocolate is made in Hell. These are the chocolates that the...

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