Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

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Posted 2 months 2 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
I like eggs. Eating them, decorating them, throwing them at the weak. It’s all good. But even I, a self-professed egg lover, had no idea just how...
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Posted 2 months 2 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Ahhhh I remember the good old 8-bit days of video games when since the graphics were so crappy the video games all had to make up for it by being...
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Posted 2 months 3 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Did you know there are hamster-sized deer? They’re called Northern pudu, and they’re so cute they make me stop needing to drink. It turns out that...
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Posted 3 months 5 hours ago by Daniel Dominguez.
In my recent article about games that could save the Wii U if Nintendo would just freaking make them, I wrote about how Bowser deserves his own game...
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Posted 3 months 5 days ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Look, I'm no prude - there's nothing wrong with a little nudity here and there. But naked celebrities are like dessert: if you eat them every day,...
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Posted 3 months 1 week ago by Daniel Dominguez.
To the innocent, April 20th this year is Easter. To the interesting, it's 4/20, AKA National Pot-Smoking Day, AKA the only drug-centered holiday on...
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Posted 3 months 1 week ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Oh, beards. Luscious, masculine, powerful beards. Everybody wants one. Don't deny it, we'll know you're lying and we'll write mean things about you...

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