Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

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Posted 1 month 3 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Women are portrayed poorly in video games, it's just a fact. When they aren't totally helpless, they're objectified beyond all reason. As a man, I...
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Posted 2 months 12 hours ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Being famous isn't all it's cracked up to be. The entertainment industry perpetuates this idea that stars are the happiest people living in the most...
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Posted 2 months 1 week ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Rich people rule the world and we all have to toil in crappy jobs to pay off the student loans they gave us at ridiculously inflated interest rates....
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Posted 2 months 1 week ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Most babies are cute, but some babies are much, much less cute. The babies below represent the worst of the worst when it comes to all...
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Posted 2 months 1 week ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Most chocolate comes in safe, unassuming bar form. But not all chocolate. Some chocolate is made in Hell. These are the chocolates that the...
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Posted 2 months 2 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Human beings are really good at advancing technologically, but they are not good at thinking of the ramifications of what they're inventing...
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Posted 2 months 2 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Sometimes it's hard to tell if someone is growing facial hair because they want to or because they're going out of their way to cover up an STD. Only...

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