Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

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Posted 2 months 1 week ago by Daniel Dominguez.
When you're a teenager all you want to do is become an adult. But then you become an adult. And you get your first letter from the government saying...
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Posted 2 months 1 week ago by Daniel Dominguez.
If Tumblr is right about one thing - and it might be only one thing - it’s that gender is a silly thing made up by angry dudes and you can be...
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Posted 2 months 2 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Ahmed Angel is an aspiring Iraqi male model. Ahmed is the most beautiful man in the world. There are other beautiful men, and when they stand next to...
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Posted 2 months 2 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
I like eggs. Eating them, decorating them, throwing them at the weak. It’s all good. But even I, a self-professed egg lover, had no idea just how...
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Posted 2 months 3 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Ahhhh I remember the good old 8-bit days of video games when since the graphics were so crappy the video games all had to make up for it by being...
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Posted 2 months 4 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Did you know there are hamster-sized deer? They’re called Northern pudu, and they’re so cute they make me stop needing to drink. It turns out that...
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Posted 3 months 3 days ago by Daniel Dominguez.
In my recent article about games that could save the Wii U if Nintendo would just freaking make them, I wrote about how Bowser deserves his own game...

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