Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Sometimes I stare at my barrel full of Legos until I start to think Lego people are real and want to talk to me, unlike my father or all women. The...
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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
One Direction and serial killers have yet another thing in common: women screaming distracts them from their work. "I do not care for distractions....
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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Once upon a time, there was a game called Yoshi's Island, and it was totally rad. It was like Mario but better. You could shoot eggs at stuff, and...
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Posted 2 years 2 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
The Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards are the only awards show where kids get to pick who wins. Proving that kids are idiots, last year...
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Posted 2 years 2 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
When I was but four days old, I ran into a burning building and saved the lives of dozens of orphaned kittens. I bathed each and every one of them...
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Posted 2 years 2 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Parties are supposed to be fun, right? The last party I went to was lots of fun: plenty of humans, plenty of screaming, just enough blood. But...
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Posted 2 years 2 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
It was a pretty awesome story. A teenage boy driving with some chicks told police he was shot in the groin by two ninjas who jumped out of a van...

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