Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

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Posted 1 year 11 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Demi Lovato sang like she had at least four extra throats waiting at home at Game 4 of the World Series this weekend. Here, Final Fantasy...
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Posted 1 year 11 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
If you know anything about Apple's fancy new iPhone 5, you probably know 1. it's an inch longer, and 2. if you follow its Maps app's...
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Posted 1 year 11 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
You eat food pretty much every day of your life. That seems a little one-sided, doesn't it? Shouldn't food get to eat you? This Halloween,...
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Posted 1 year 11 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
One Direction is a popular boy band now, I guess. I don't know what you kids are listening to. For British robots whose style and music is...
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Posted 1 year 11 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Monster Energy drink tastes like someone sprayed a bunch of batteries with apple juice and then melted it all down and shoved it in a can. It's...
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Posted 1 year 11 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
I have been arguing forever that as twitter becomes more ubiquitous over time, eventually it will so corrupt our ability to communicate that no one...
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Posted 1 year 11 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
The most dangerous thing most people do every day is drive a car. Thankfully, we are moving towards a future where humans have robots to take risks...

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