Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez's Posts

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Posted 2 years 11 hours ago by Daniel Dominguez.
It's official, guys. We can all finally stop pretending Justin Bieber has a single redeeming quality as a human being. Here are the five worst things...
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Posted 2 years 3 days ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Nothin' quite like the rush of committing a crime, amirite? Any time I feel like my Facebook pals aren't giving me enough love, I post pictures of...
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Posted 2 years 1 week ago by Daniel Dominguez.
These have got to be the biggest (and funniest) show off fails ever. I mean, everybody likes to look good for our peers, but when you show off, you...
Articles
Posted 2 years 1 week ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Since I live in America, I've been trained since birth to see everything as either "GOOD" or "EVIL," with absolutely zero gray area in between....
Articles
Posted 2 years 1 week ago by Daniel Dominguez.
One of the biggest perks of my job as a writer for a comedy website is my unlimited access to famous pop stars. I hang with them on a regular basis,...
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Posted 2 years 2 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Technically, it's illegal for celebrities to be unhappy. Since we are all unhappy, and it is their job to be happy for us, when they aren't happy...
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Posted 2 years 3 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
People who make movie posters (correctly) assume that children are idiots and will watch anything with a cute enough dog. But if you're old enough to...

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