Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

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Posted 2 years 1 week ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Upon close examination, human beings are disgusting. We're made of some of the grossest stuff around: blood, skeletons, eyeballs, racism, etc. As we'...
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Posted 2 years 2 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
One of our most limited natural resources is f*cks. Thank these brave kids for doing their part to save the environment by giving not a single f*ck...
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Posted 2 years 2 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Now that E3 is over, kids and creepy adults around the world are all aflutter with excitement about the new Pokemon unveiled for Pokemon X & Y,...
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Posted 2 years 3 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Like any other group of people, kids have more than their fair share of entitled little brats that we all want to see fail. Thankfully, we have this...
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Posted 2 years 3 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Here's a difficult but honest truth: I would slap my own mother in the boob if it meant I got to hang out with Batman. Sure, Bruce Wayne is all...
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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Cuteness is one of my greatest weaknesses. Throw a couple googly eyes and some rosy cheeks on an exposed nuclear reactor and I will hug it until my...
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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
I know only three things about Robert Pattinson: 1. he is a famous movie star from Twilight, 2. 90% of his body mass is toxic beryllium, and 3. every...

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