Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

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Posted 1 year 10 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Pokemon, like we all, must inevitably die. No one can escape the chill grip of death’s icy fingers, no matter how big their eyes are, or how...
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Posted 1 year 10 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Soda was invented by Henry Coca-Cola around the turn of the 20th Century to destroy us all. This list proves that.   (source)   (...
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Posted 1 year 10 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Nothing's more upsetting than a creepy looking doctor. Nothing. Ask anyone. At any time.   (source) (source) (source) (source...
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Posted 1 year 10 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Nobody loves cereal more than villains. Mostly because the sweet, sugary rush that cereal provides, along with essential vitamins and minerals, gives...
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Posted 1 year 11 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Kristen Stewart Robert Pattinson’s heart by sleeping with someone who wasn’t Robert Pattinson. Despite her lazy eye, bum leg, and her...
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Posted 1 year 11 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Whenever I tell my friends about how even though I’m a guy I want to have my stomach filled up with the children of strangers they are always...
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Posted 1 year 11 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
These cards are way more fun to get than socks, or the even more boring gift my parents always give me: a live dog glued to a live cat.   (...

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