Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

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Posted 1 year 8 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
There are more oddballs in fighting tournaments than there are on the bus. For every noble warrior like Ryu there's giant Brazillian electrified...
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Posted 1 year 8 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Animals love only thing more than eating and sleeping: being giant assh*les. The most upsetting example of which is when, in 1963, that grizzly bear...
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Posted 1 year 8 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
When I saw Beast wasn't being played by Kelsey Grammer in X-Men: Days of Future Past, it made my heart sink. The only way to cheer myself up was...
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Posted 1 year 8 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
The puzzle game 2048 is more frustrating than trying to get Jenny McCarthy to let her children get immunity shots (she's secretly afraid that...
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Posted 1 year 8 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Pikachu makes tons of money off of kids by selling them endless different things with his face on them. Are the things with his face on them worth...
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Posted 1 year 8 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
When you're a teenager all you want to do is become an adult. But then you become an adult. And you get your first letter from the government saying...
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Posted 1 year 8 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
If Tumblr is right about one thing - and it might be only one thing - it’s that gender is a silly thing made up by angry dudes and you can be...

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