Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
If you're anything like me, you spend 80-90% of your waking hours rotating in front of a mirror. Many of you dream of one day turning this unique...
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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Admit it: any event where guys get together to sweat and grunt is bound to get a little touchy. If you DONT admit it, you're probably really into...
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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
In the late night hours, he stalks. His cape fluttering like thin clouds grey with dark rain. Waiting, his muscles tense, his hands gripping the...
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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Typically when you think of school shootings and what music the shooters listen to you think of Death Metal. Aggressive, angry, bleak, fast music...
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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
For years, I would spend every morning weeping in bed for hours, desperately trying to come up with a single reason to get up. (Most of the time it...
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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Billboards are corporations' way of saying "YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT US EVEN WHEN DRIVING AT LIFE-THREATENING SPEEDS." Since you only...
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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Some surprisingly well built teenage boys at Milford High School are in hot water after filming their version of a Harlem Shake Video. Why was...

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