Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

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Posted 1 year 11 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Almost everyone wishes Pokemon were real. But be careful what you wish for, because people have a very, very long history of trying to kill each...
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Posted 1 year 11 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
It's that time again: tens of thousands of 18 year olds are signing themselves up for a lifetime of crippling student loan debt. College is where you...
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Posted 1 year 11 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
For every Mario or Halo, there are a million Zools and Crash Bandicoots-- game franchises that haven't lasted the test of time. Although plenty of...
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Posted 1 year 11 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Most of us don't have perfect eating habits. But even if you sometimes eat more pizza than you should, don't feel too bad: at least you're not...
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Posted 1 year 11 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
I like to play video games so I can pretend I'm big and strong, instead of the withered, bed-ridden ball of flesh that I am in real life. But even I...
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Posted 1 year 11 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Like all robots, Mega Man is incapable of showing or feeling love. His ex-wife should've recognized that before they got married. But she made a huge...
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Posted 1 year 11 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Guitars are supposed to be all about ROCK AND ROLL. But in this day and age, nerds have taken control of everything-- even our most valuable weapon...

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