Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

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Posted 2 years 1 week ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Angry Birds is more than a video game and merchandising empire. It's a thoughtful exploration of the blind, all-consuming rage that birds are...
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Posted 2 years 2 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Science is one step closer to inventing a device that is 100% guaranteed to be used more for evil than for good. Yeah, I'm sure this guy...
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Posted 2 years 2 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Old people exist for two reasons: to be scary looking while they're asleep in a recliner, and to smell weird in the line at grocery stores. The...
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Posted 2 years 2 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
It's funny when kids think they're real people with grownup emotions, because they're half-beings incapable of understanding the depths...
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Posted 2 years 3 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
I sure am steamed, loyal readers. Yesterday, after drinking about a dozen of daddy's grown up sodas, I wandered down to my local fine dining...
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Posted 2 years 3 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Han Solo changed many a life in the 1970's. He convinced many young men that wearing a very small vest is a good idea. He made many young women...
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Posted 2 years 3 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Shocking. Stunning. This is probably the biggest news since Global Warming. It's certainly the most surprising thing to happen in the world of...

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