Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

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Posted 2 years 3 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Sometimes you wander into a pharmacy to buy a drink and then remember that there's something else you were planning to pick up but you have no...
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Posted 2 years 3 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
I have been calling Two and a Half Men evil even before it was cool to call Two and a Half Men evil. So, Angus T. Jones, don't go getting a big...
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Posted 2 years 3 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
The student has surpassed the master. Psy has officially passed Justin Bieber's "Baby" as the most watched Youtube video of all time...
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Posted 2 years 4 weeks ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Except for that one year I was Natalee Holloway for Halloween, I've never dressed up as something I ate. That's why when Thanksgiving rolls...
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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Now that Halo 4 is out, I know the pressing question on everyone's minds: Is Master Chief single? I mean, just look at him: he's tall, strong...
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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Now that Hostess is going out of business the law of supply and demand has hit, and hit hard. Twinkies, which may not exist after Hostess shuts down...
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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
My father often told me, "we're all gonna be dirt in the ground soon." He usually followed this by hurling a full bottle of brandy at...

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