Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

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Posted 1 year 9 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Did you know there are hamster-sized deer? They’re called Northern pudu, and they’re so cute they make me stop needing to drink. It turns out that...
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Posted 1 year 9 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
In my recent article about games that could save the Wii U if Nintendo would just freaking make them, I wrote about how Bowser deserves his own game...
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Posted 1 year 9 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Look, I'm no prude - there's nothing wrong with a little nudity here and there. But naked celebrities are like dessert: if you eat them every day,...
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Posted 1 year 9 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
To the innocent, April 20th this year is Easter. To the interesting, it's 4/20, AKA National Pot-Smoking Day, AKA the only drug-centered holiday on...
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Posted 1 year 10 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Oh, beards. Luscious, masculine, powerful beards. Everybody wants one. Don't deny it, we'll know you're lying and we'll write mean things about you...
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Posted 1 year 10 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
I love Nintendo as much as the next guy (or grandparent), but no one can deny that the Wii U hasn't been doing well. With E3 coming up soon, Nintendo...
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Posted 1 year 10 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
It's hard to get up and go to the gym. There's all those big grunting dudes, and impossibly perfect running ladies, and, worst of all, you have to...

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