Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Call me un-American, but I'm just not that into watching sweaty men hug. UFC is still a super big deal, though, because other people are American...
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Posted 2 years 2 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
I like committing crimes as much as the next guy, but NO WAY am I dumb enough to admit them on the Internet. Instead, I admit them here: 1. I tried...
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Posted 2 years 2 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
In 2005 Johnathan Coulton covered the timeless classic "Baby Got Back," by Sir-Mix-Alot, which is itself a cover of Pachelbel's Canon...
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Posted 2 years 2 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Pokemon goes with drugs and alcohol like peanut butter goes with drugs and alcohol. Don't believe me? Check out how much all these Pokemon enjoy...
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Posted 2 years 2 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Ever since I started taking anger management classes, I pass out due to lack of oxygen from screaming in disappointed horror over humanity's...
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Posted 2 years 2 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Tina Fey better watch her ass. Twitter style. Because Taylor Swift fans are out in full force since she made a quick, offhand joke about Taylor at...
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Posted 2 years 2 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Toy Story was the groundbreaking movie that forever shifted the playing field of animation in the United States from 2D to 3D. Now, a couple people...

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