Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

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Posted 2 years 3 days ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Borderlands 2 is in stores and if you are not playing it right now, you either have a level of willpower I cannot comprehend or you are poor. In the...
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Posted 2 years 4 days ago by Daniel Dominguez.
All teens go through phases; for example, I used to believe in god. But if your obsession with a particular fashion sense reaches this point, you...
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Posted 2 years 5 days ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Wev've all had our voices insured for millions of dollars at one point or another. Some of us have gone the extra mile. I've had most of...
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Posted 2 years 6 days ago by Daniel Dominguez.
I almost never jump from outer space, reaching speeds of up to and beyond 700 miles per hour on my descent to Earth. I try to avoid it if I can....
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Posted 2 years 1 week ago by Daniel Dominguez.
You cannot escape Abraham Lincoln, which is ironic, because he freed so many people. The guy totally earned the right to two movies being made about...
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Posted 2 years 1 week ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Trees might try to act innocent, but don't be fooled. If you choose the shade of one of these trees as a resting place, it will be your last....
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Posted 2 years 1 week ago by Daniel Dominguez.
PETA is the pro-animal organization best known for having hot chicks be naked on billboards because they'd "rather go naked and wear fur....

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