Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

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Posted 1 year 10 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
AMERICA: F*CK YEAH. That's how I feel now that the new Captain America movie is in theaters. Sure, maybe Captain America was originally created as a...
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Posted 1 year 10 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Adventure Time is a fantastic, deeply weird show. Its distinctive colorful art style has inspired thousands of artists from all around the world,...
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Posted 1 year 10 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Fans all around the world were disappointed when Nintendo announced that the new Super Smash Bros game won't have a story mode, as if this is the one...
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Posted 1 year 10 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Anytime you feel tiny and insignificant in this vast and uncaring universe, remember this: you are. Relatively. But you're also relatively huge,...
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Posted 1 year 10 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Fear of bugs is strictly a first world problem. Do tiny, mostly harmless living things that are literally everywhere cause you to erupt into hives?...
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Posted 1 year 10 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Congratulations. You're dating a proud warrior princess, and that's no easy feat. You must be rich or something. But a love like that is tough to...
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Posted 1 year 10 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
I get it. Making movies is tough and expensive, and sometimes even the most dignified filmmakers have to stoop to include product placement just to...

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