Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Here's a difficult but honest truth: I would slap my own mother in the boob if it meant I got to hang out with Batman. Sure, Bruce Wayne is all...
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Posted 2 years 2 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Cuteness is one of my greatest weaknesses. Throw a couple googly eyes and some rosy cheeks on an exposed nuclear reactor and I will hug it until my...
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Posted 2 years 2 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
I know only three things about Robert Pattinson: 1. he is a famous movie star from Twilight, 2. 90% of his body mass is toxic beryllium, and 3. every...
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Posted 2 years 2 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
We who play video games have been killing stuff on screen for so long that video game publishers are willing to try anything to keep murder...
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Posted 2 years 2 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Being Wolverine isn't all fun and games and haunting amnesia. Nope, the star of movies like X-Men Origins: Wolverine, The Wolverine, and Wolverine,...
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Posted 2 years 2 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
My two favorite things about America are 1. the slow death of its culture at the hands of giant corporations churning out lowest common denominator...
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Posted 2 years 3 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Stop whatever you're doing this instant and feel inspired instead. (Or worthless, if you're a fundamentally sad person.) Why? Because if you have $...

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