Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Now that Hostess is going out of business the law of supply and demand has hit, and hit hard. Twinkies, which may not exist after Hostess shuts down...
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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
My father often told me, "we're all gonna be dirt in the ground soon." He usually followed this by hurling a full bottle of brandy at...
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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
I'm no sexist or anything, but when girls have a bit too much to drink, they're SUUUUPER ANNOYING. When guys have too much to drink, all we...
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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Angry Birds is more than a video game and merchandising empire. It's a thoughtful exploration of the blind, all-consuming rage that birds are...
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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Science is one step closer to inventing a device that is 100% guaranteed to be used more for evil than for good. Yeah, I'm sure this guy...
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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Old people exist for two reasons: to be scary looking while they're asleep in a recliner, and to smell weird in the line at grocery stores. The...
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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
It's funny when kids think they're real people with grownup emotions, because they're half-beings incapable of understanding the depths...

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