Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

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Posted 2 years 3 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Pretty much the only reason animals have not risen up and destroyed mankind is because they haven't figured out how to use guns yet. Or have they...
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Posted 2 years 3 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Anyone who likes their video games gruesomely violent knows that Sub-Zero and Scorpion are sworn enemies. If you foolishly believe the official story...
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Posted 2 years 3 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
There was a time when I was just like you: I watched parkour videos on YouTube, thought, "dang, those guys are cool," then ate a bath tub...
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Posted 2 years 3 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
When I was a kid my parents punished me the old fashioned ways: by grounding me, making me go to my room, or if I was really bad by extracting one of...
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Posted 2 years 3 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Jacob Cox-Brown had a pretty fun night on the town, according to Facebook. He and his friends played the classic children's game, "Get drunk...
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Posted 2 years 3 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
"Why do kids these days want to be famous so badly?" I murmured to myself yesterday while lying on my bathroom floor choking on tears....
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Posted 2 years 3 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Fashion trends come and go. Some go faster than others - as if being chased by angry villagers with pitchforks and torches like the abominations they...

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