Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Monster Energy drink tastes like someone sprayed a bunch of batteries with apple juice and then melted it all down and shoved it in a can. It's...
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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
I have been arguing forever that as twitter becomes more ubiquitous over time, eventually it will so corrupt our ability to communicate that no one...
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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
The most dangerous thing most people do every day is drive a car. Thankfully, we are moving towards a future where humans have robots to take risks...
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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Borderlands 2 is in stores and if you are not playing it right now, you either have a level of willpower I cannot comprehend or you are poor. In the...
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All teens go through phases; for example, I used to believe in god. But if your obsession with a particular fashion sense reaches this point, you...
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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Wev've all had our voices insured for millions of dollars at one point or another. Some of us have gone the extra mile. I've had most of...
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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
I almost never jump from outer space, reaching speeds of up to and beyond 700 miles per hour on my descent to Earth. I try to avoid it if I can....

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