Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Technically, it's illegal for celebrities to be unhappy. Since we are all unhappy, and it is their job to be happy for us, when they aren't happy...
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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
People who make movie posters (correctly) assume that children are idiots and will watch anything with a cute enough dog. But if you're old enough to...
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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Guys! Guys! Who's psyched to go see Johnny Depp play an American Indian in The Lone Ranger? I know I'm not. See, for pretty much its entire history,...
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Posted 2 years 2 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
I'm a diehard Smash Bros. fan. I've spent more time on yelling at people for using Meta Knight than I've spent on reading. My biggest priorities in...
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Posted 2 years 2 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Upon close examination, human beings are disgusting. We're made of some of the grossest stuff around: blood, skeletons, eyeballs, racism, etc. As we'...
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Posted 2 years 2 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
One of our most limited natural resources is f*cks. Thank these brave kids for doing their part to save the environment by giving not a single f*ck...
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Posted 2 years 2 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Now that E3 is over, kids and creepy adults around the world are all aflutter with excitement about the new Pokemon unveiled for Pokemon X & Y,...

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