Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

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Posted 2 years 6 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
None of us will ever work this hard at anything.   (source)   (source)   (source)   (source)   (source...
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Posted 2 years 6 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Nice gams!   (source)   (source)   (source)   (source)   (source)   (source)   (source...
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Posted 2 years 6 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
There's just something about some guys that makes you think "You'd make a good mother". Maybe it's their "Tell me I'd...
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Taylor Lautner looks stupid. I don’t know what preamble sums it up better than that.   (source)   (source)   (source...
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Posted 2 years 6 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
There’s a good chance that the reason you’re currently reading this is to kill some time. That’s fine, time needs to be killed. It...
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Posted 2 years 6 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
I am constantly breathing a sigh of relief that we don't live in some sort of "Who Shot Roger Rabbit" hybrid animated reality. Why? The...
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Posted 2 years 6 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Musicians have busy lives. They're too busy running around, doing drugs, banging models, eating ice cream, shopping for shoes, and smashing...

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