Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

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Posted 2 years 2 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Since it looks like we're going to be constantly going to war with other countries for the rest of our lives (Thanks Presidents!) we might as...
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Posted 2 years 2 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
There's an old North American saying that goes, "Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me." In the Mushroom Kingdom they...
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Posted 2 years 2 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Every year since I was five I've asked for the same thing from Santa for Christmas: A $100,000 Diamond Encrusted Toilet. Now, finally, my dreams...
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Posted 2 years 2 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Kirby has the delightful ability to take someone's power after he consumes them, much like a Homonculus in Full Metal Alchemist, or a camera...
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Posted 2 years 2 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Golden Retrievers, Huskies, Dalmations, and Chihuahuas. If you aren't one of those races of dogs, or a member of Dog Scientology, you don't...
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Posted 2 years 3 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Right around the 8th or 9th Mega Man game the creators started getting desperate. They'd basically run the gambit of potential cool weapons for...
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Posted 2 years 3 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Sure Kobe Bryant's Ex-wife Vanessa got $75 million in the divorce, and a couple of houses, and that's pretty OK for her. But she was his wife...

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