Daniel Dominguez

Daniel Dominguez is a member of the WGA. He's managed by a big powerful Hollywood management company. His girlfriend is attractive. He's written for television and he's written feature films. He once forced a lion to send a written letter of apology to a gazelle for having eaten her children. He received the Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Documentary Film making less than six months after being born. He was recently given the title "Greatest Person Of 2011" for his work successfully grafting giant leathery vampire bat wings to Jack Johnson, despite Jack Johnson's many protests and attempts to stop him. But the accomplishment he is most proud of is getting two thousand teenagers to Facebook-like an article about Justin Bieber being a cannibal. Thank you SMOSH readers. Thank you for that.

Daniel Dominguez

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Posted 2 years 4 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
For those of us who have played the original Super Mario Bros. we remember how hard that f*cker is. It's easy at first, controlling a plumber on...
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Posted 2 years 4 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
One Direction did Saturday Night Live over the weekend and there's something of a fooferall over whether or not they sang their crappy, crappy...
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Posted 2 years 5 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Justin Bieber made so much money last year that he tried to put it in the bank and the bank exploded. Justin Bieber, with having even made it to...
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Posted 2 years 5 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Edward went and filled Bella up with his undead 100 year old vampire seed. Boy that must have been cold inside her hoohaa! I'm sure all you...
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Posted 2 years 5 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Tired of getting STDs? I know I am. Well, now you don't have to! How? With this amazing device:   (source) It brings down dictators,...
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Posted 2 years 5 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
Celebrities love to cry because they live in a private hell surrounded by a castle of money that keeps them isolated from the real world!...
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Posted 2 years 5 months ago by Daniel Dominguez.
There is no greater way to honor a man's memory than an unauthorized biopic. And there is no greater actor to honor that man's memory that...

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