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Danny Licht

Danny Licht

Danny Licht enjoys writing and taking pictures. Also, he anxiously awaits the day when he wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy.

Check out Danny's satire blog http://weeklysquire.com, or follow him on Twitter.

Danny Licht 's Posts

Snooki's Tweets, Translated Into Real English

Snooki is a piece of crap so stop giving her attention and then she'll melt.

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Fun Ways To Avoid Catching A Fatal Contagion

Nothing is more fun than not dying!

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Creative Ways To Delay The Start Of School

Get out of going to school! You're going to end up working at McDonald's anyway!

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Legitimate Reasons To Be 'Afraid Of The Dark'

Don't be afraid of the dark? I don't think so!

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Things There Aren’t Apps For

I'm sick of walking my dog! Hey, wait a minute...

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7 Reasons Batman Is Better Than Captain America

Yeah,  there's a million reasons why...here's the top seven.

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20 Unexpected O HAIs!

freaking, damn, adorable. Deal with it, tough guy.

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