Gordy

My name is Gordy and I am a comedy writer and a nerd so DEAL WITH IT. I have a Dwight Schrute bobblehead sitting on my desk, and my two most prized possessions are my autographed painting of Gambit and my full set of Stormtrooper armor which I actually wear out in public. Got a problem with that? Well, imagine how my girlfriend feels.

Gordy

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Posted 10 months 1 week ago by Gordy.
OMG is someone using MAGIC? I really had to look twice at some of these to figure out what was going on. It’s actually just amazing luck or...
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Posted 10 months 2 weeks ago by Gordy.
Your senior portrait captures you at the cusp of adulthood. Your adult life is ahead of you, and your childhood is over. It’s a special time of your...
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Posted 10 months 2 weeks ago by Gordy.
Knockers. Ta-ta’s. Bra buddies. Rib balloons. Wongas. Boobs are a part of life since about half the people you meet have them. But like the sun, you...
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Posted 10 months 3 weeks ago by Gordy.
Signs are a lot better when they say something funny or dirty instead just boring old INFORMATION. BEST GLASSES? Meh. BEST ASSES? Now there’s a store...
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Posted 10 months 3 weeks ago by Gordy.
Even though being a werewolf is a terrible curse that changes your life forever and puts your family and friends in terrible danger, it sure seems...
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Posted 11 months 2 weeks ago by Gordy.
After hard work, sacrifice, and toil, you’re finally ready to take the next step in your life, and graduate. Congrats! How about we put a cartoon...
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Posted 11 months 2 weeks ago by Gordy.
Most of the time you look at your body and you are like, “well, this is my body. That’s pretty much what it looks like.” But sometimes people are...

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