Gordy

My name is Gordy and I am a comedy writer and a nerd so DEAL WITH IT. I have a Dwight Schrute bobblehead sitting on my desk, and my two most prized possessions are my autographed painting of Gambit and my full set of Stormtrooper armor which I actually wear out in public. Got a problem with that? Well, imagine how my girlfriend feels.

Gordy

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Posted 1 year 1 month ago by Gordy.
Well today is the day. Everyone is going to be shifted over to Facebook Timeline. It's the end of an era, but there's one upside. Some people...
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Posted 1 year 2 months ago by Gordy.
You can write ANYTHING on a cake. It's like paper, only, you know, delicious. These are some of the funniest cakes we could find!   (...
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Posted 1 year 2 months ago by Gordy.
If you don't know the test answer, I guess you could be funny about it, right?   (source) (source) (source) (source)...
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Posted 1 year 2 months ago by Gordy.
Why does there need to be a record of everything we ever buy? WHY? Oh well, if they have to have receipts, they may as well be funny....
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Posted 1 year 2 months ago by Gordy.
You probably have a lot of experience using the bathroom. I mean, you use it an average of 4 times a day (6 on Taco Bell days), so you should know...
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Posted 1 year 2 months ago by Gordy.
Pokemon and shoes... two things you NEED in today's civilized society. These artists have saved us the work, and put these two great things...
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Posted 1 year 2 months ago by Gordy.
I put on my shirt (I only have one) every day and it NEVER says anything interesting on the tag. Maybe something about "not dry cleaning"...
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