Gordy

My name is Gordy and I am a comedy writer and a nerd so DEAL WITH IT. I have a Dwight Schrute bobblehead sitting on my desk, and my two most prized possessions are my autographed painting of Gambit and my full set of Stormtrooper armor which I actually wear out in public. Got a problem with that? Well, imagine how my girlfriend feels.

Gordy

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Posted 1 year 11 months ago by Gordy.
photobombing it. Should we like you, or not? Also, thanks for being tasty (farm animals and sea animals only). (source) (source) (source...
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Posted 1 year 12 months ago by Gordy.
Spelling can be important. For example, THIS is cologne:   It’s what we call a fragrance for men, and it’s supposed to smell...
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Posted 2 years 1 week ago by Gordy.
YUM! No, wait. I MEAN GROSS. THESE ARE GROSS. Candy is a beatiful thing. But these candy fails are not!   (source) (source) (source...
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Posted 2 years 1 week ago by Gordy.
I don't know what you think you are doing, but whatever it it, you are DOING IT WRONG.   (source) (source) (source) (source...
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Posted 2 years 2 weeks ago by Gordy.
Well today is the day. Everyone is going to be shifted over to Facebook Timeline. It's the end of an era, but there's one upside. Some people...
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Posted 2 years 3 weeks ago by Gordy.
You can write ANYTHING on a cake. It's like paper, only, you know, delicious. These are some of the funniest cakes we could find!   (...
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Posted 2 years 1 month ago by Gordy.
If you don't know the test answer, I guess you could be funny about it, right?   (source) (source) (source) (source)...

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