Gordy

My name is Gordy and I am a comedy writer and a nerd so DEAL WITH IT. I have a Dwight Schrute bobblehead sitting on my desk, and my two most prized possessions are my autographed painting of Gambit and my full set of Stormtrooper armor which I actually wear out in public. Got a problem with that? Well, imagine how my girlfriend feels.

Gordy

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Posted 1 year 6 months ago by Gordy.
Camel toe, also known as a moose knuckle, is when tight clothing is so constricting that it outlines and sometimes even separates a person’s naughty...
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Posted 1 year 6 months ago by Gordy.
Your senior portrait is a great way to memorialize what you looked like during your last year of high school. While some people celebrate their...
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Posted 1 year 6 months ago by Gordy.
When a camera captures real life, you’ll often see motion blur during moments when things are moving quickly. In animation, however, there’s no such...
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Posted 1 year 6 months ago by Gordy.
In the Matrix movies, most people on earth weren’t actually living in reality. Instead their minds were trapped in a false reality called the matrix...
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Posted 1 year 6 months ago by Gordy.
The actors you see on the movie posters might get all the attention, but on most action movies, the people in real danger are the stunt doubles....
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Posted 1 year 10 months ago by Gordy.
People seem to have an insatiable need to “ruin their childhood” by taking the innocent things they remember as kids and making them violent or...
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Posted 2 years 2 weeks ago by Gordy.
People LOVE drawing Disney Princesses as things other than princesses. Zombie hunters? SURE. Harry Potter wizards? WHY NOT? But what about pierced,...

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