Gordy

My name is Gordy and I am a comedy writer and a nerd so DEAL WITH IT. I have a Dwight Schrute bobblehead sitting on my desk, and my two most prized possessions are my autographed painting of Gambit and my full set of Stormtrooper armor which I actually wear out in public. Got a problem with that? Well, imagine how my girlfriend feels.

Gordy

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Posted 1 year 1 week ago by Gordy.
Moms... they bring us into the world, they feed us, they sacrifice themselves to protect us from Lord Voldemort, and sometimes make us lunch. But...
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Posted 1 year 2 weeks ago by Gordy.
A few months ago, artist Zak Gorman had the idea that it would be funny if Sonic the Hedgehog ran like an idiot. Here's the first one:...
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Posted 1 year 2 weeks ago by Gordy.
Keyboards – they are good enough for our laptops and our computers, but for some people, not their phones. WHY? Keyboards rule… they...
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Posted 1 year 3 weeks ago by Gordy.
photobombing it. Should we like you, or not? Also, thanks for being tasty (farm animals and sea animals only). (source) (source) (source...
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Posted 1 year 1 month ago by Gordy.
Spelling can be important. For example, THIS is cologne:   It’s what we call a fragrance for men, and it’s supposed to smell...
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Posted 1 year 1 month ago by Gordy.
YUM! No, wait. I MEAN GROSS. THESE ARE GROSS. Candy is a beatiful thing. But these candy fails are not!   (source) (source) (source...
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Posted 1 year 1 month ago by Gordy.
I don't know what you think you are doing, but whatever it it, you are DOING IT WRONG.   (source) (source) (source) (source...
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