Gordy

My name is Gordy and I am a comedy writer and a nerd so DEAL WITH IT. I have a Dwight Schrute bobblehead sitting on my desk, and my two most prized possessions are my autographed painting of Gambit and my full set of Stormtrooper armor which I actually wear out in public. Got a problem with that? Well, imagine how my girlfriend feels.

Gordy

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Posted 3 years 1 month ago by Gordy.
Signs are a lot better when they say something funny or dirty instead just boring old INFORMATION. BEST GLASSES? Meh. BEST ASSES? Now there’s a store...
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Posted 3 years 1 month ago by Gordy.
Even though being a werewolf is a terrible curse that changes your life forever and puts your family and friends in terrible danger, it sure seems...
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Posted 3 years 2 months ago by Gordy.
After hard work, sacrifice, and toil, you’re finally ready to take the next step in your life, and graduate. Congrats! How about we put a cartoon...
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Posted 3 years 2 months ago by Gordy.
Most of the time you look at your body and you are like, “well, this is my body. That’s pretty much what it looks like.” But sometimes people are...
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Posted 3 years 2 months ago by Gordy.
We all sometimes want to feel like a badass. Like we’re hardcore. Like we’re gangstas. Most of us get over that feeling pretty quick when we realize...
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Posted 3 years 2 months ago by Gordy.
Your wedding is supposed to be the best day of your life, so why remember it with boring-ass pictures? How about you document your special day with...
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Posted 3 years 3 months ago by Gordy.
If you are a model, your whole job is to look pretty. However, you can’t really see what the photographer is seeing, so just have to trust him. Even...

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