Gordy

My name is Gordy and I am a comedy writer and a nerd so DEAL WITH IT. I have a Dwight Schrute bobblehead sitting on my desk, and my two most prized possessions are my autographed painting of Gambit and my full set of Stormtrooper armor which I actually wear out in public. Got a problem with that? Well, imagine how my girlfriend feels.

Gordy

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Posted 3 years 2 months ago by Gordy.
Listen, we all love PHOTOBOMBS. But normally they are just boring pictures or static JPEGs. Well, NO MORE. Here are 12 funny photobombs in the...
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Posted 3 years 2 months ago by Gordy.
How hard could it be? YOU HAD ONE JOB! ONLY ONE JOB! ONE THING TO DO! It’s crazy that people at these jobs FAIL so hard. If you only have one thing...
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Posted 3 years 3 months ago by Gordy.
OMG is someone using MAGIC? I really had to look twice at some of these to figure out what was going on. It’s actually just amazing luck or...
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Posted 3 years 3 months ago by Gordy.
Your senior portrait captures you at the cusp of adulthood. Your adult life is ahead of you, and your childhood is over. It’s a special time of your...
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Posted 3 years 3 months ago by Gordy.
Knockers. Ta-ta’s. Bra buddies. Rib balloons. Wongas. Boobs are a part of life since about half the people you meet have them. But like the sun, you...
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Posted 3 years 3 months ago by Gordy.
Signs are a lot better when they say something funny or dirty instead just boring old INFORMATION. BEST GLASSES? Meh. BEST ASSES? Now there’s a store...
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Posted 3 years 4 months ago by Gordy.
Even though being a werewolf is a terrible curse that changes your life forever and puts your family and friends in terrible danger, it sure seems...

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