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Laura

Laura

Age: 13

Likes: Fire and seeing panic in the face of other children.

Dislikes: Being told what to do.

Hobbies: Blogging and doing evil.

Laura's Posts

6 Most Aspirational Movies of All Time

Most young ladies like myself aspire to be film characters like Hermoine Granger, or Princess Peach, or Precious.

Not me!


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What's all the Fuss about the Tea Party?

Tea Party this and Tea Party that! What does it all mean?

Laura does her homework and finds out what the Tea Party is all about.


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Breaking and Entering, and Other Inappropriate After-School Activities with Laura

More inspirational writing from our darling correspondent, Laura!

The other day, while my neighbor Derrick was at work, I went into his house through the doggie door.

I went through his things and found the neatest stuff in the drawer of his nightstand.

I am going to have a really good time at the rec center this afternoon!

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Porn in Pompeii?

Our little darling Laura shares her European vacation with us!

Last summer I snagged my mom's AmEx and bought a Eurail Pass (a ticket that allows one to travel freely throughout Europe for those of you who have not ridden the rails), and headed off to Italy!

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Killer Whale Kills Trainer

Laura nabs exclusive interview with interested party Shamu, who has plenty of opinions on today's big news story out of Orlando's Sea World.

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Hot Mate, and Other Inappropriate Foods Reviewed by Laura

This week darling Laura tries some new, inappropriate foods that you might like!

Will your favorite be "Hot Mate" or "Shrimp Flavored Crack"?

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Horton Hires a Ho, and Other Inappropriate Children's Books Reviewed by Laura

Say hello to our newest contributor, Laura, a 13 year old who enjoys reading books and setting things on fire. Isn't she precious?

In her first post she decided to review the world's most inappropriate children's books!

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