Megan Koester has failed at everything she's ever tried; mercifully, however, she hasn't tried much. She's a writer/grifter who lives in Los Angeles – in her spare time she enjoys staring into the void, negatively comparing herself to others and writing self-deprecating bios in third person. She once married a man out of spite. She is a daughter of the Golden West. Her fragile ego implores you to follow it on Twitter and/or read about the debasing things it does for money on its blog.