Megan K

Megan Koester has failed at everything she's ever tried; mercifully, however, she hasn't tried much. She's a writer/grifter who lives in Los Angeles – in her spare time she enjoys staring into the void, negatively comparing herself to others and writing self-deprecating bios in third person. She once married a man out of spite. She is a daughter of the Golden West. Her fragile ego implores you to follow it on Twitter and/or read about the debasing things it does for money on its blog.

Megan K

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Posted 8 months 3 weeks ago by Megan K.
On April Fool’s day, the hashtag #RipZaynMalika started trending on Twitter. Distraught Directioners, horrified by even the thought of one of their...
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Posted 8 months 3 weeks ago by Megan K.
Users of the World Wide Web are a fickle bunch. One day, a site can be sittin’ on top of that world, like MySpace was a few years back...the next, it...
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Posted 8 months 4 weeks ago by Megan K.
Did you know? If you're under the age of 30 or can't afford to live without roommates, you're legally obligated to eat ramen all the time. There's no...
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Posted 9 months 4 hours ago by Megan K.
Easter’s just around the corner, and you know what that means...soon, hundreds of children will be sobbing in the laps of men poorly dressed like the...
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Posted 9 months 1 day ago by Megan K.
The border between Canada and the United States is the longest one in the world; it’s also the world’s longest undefended border. If you really...
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Posted 9 months 5 days ago by Megan K.
We all know that sex sells…anything. But should it? I don't know about you, but I'm of the mindset that boners and cat food don't really go together...
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Posted 9 months 6 days ago by Megan K.
Clowns straight up terrify me. Always have, always will. I’m not alone in this belief, either–the general consensus, at least among folks I’ve met,...

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