Megan K

Megan Koester has failed at everything she's ever tried; mercifully, however, she hasn't tried much. She's a writer/grifter who lives in Los Angeles – in her spare time she enjoys staring into the void, negatively comparing herself to others and writing self-deprecating bios in third person. She once married a man out of spite. She is a daughter of the Golden West. Her fragile ego implores you to follow it on Twitter and/or read about the debasing things it does for money on its blog.

Megan K

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Posted 6 months 2 weeks ago by Megan K.
I don’t know about you, but whenever I lose something, it never returns. From umbrellas to ex-boyfriends, I can count the times I’ve reunited with a...
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Posted 6 months 3 weeks ago by Megan K.
Vanity license plates scream "Look at me! I have something adorable to say!" For only $90 or so dollars a year, you can express your unique...
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Posted 6 months 3 weeks ago by Megan K.
They don’t charge an admission fee to enter a fast food restaurant– all you need is a handful of one dollar bills and a hankering for some low-...
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Posted 6 months 3 weeks ago by Megan K.
Listen, I know the pressure of having to look after a living thing can make you lose your mind– that’s why I’m never gonna have kids, so I can...
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Posted 6 months 3 weeks ago by Megan K.
There's no worse feeling than finding out your stuff's been stolen by some jerk who's too dumb or lazy to buy their own stuff themselves. I don't...
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Posted 6 months 3 weeks ago by Megan K.
Whenever you see a list of weird foods, especially weird pizzas, the vast majority of them are from somewhere in Asia. While this list has a couple...
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Posted 7 months 11 hours ago by Megan K.
All Facebook "A Look Back" videos are essentially the same–super dumb, super lame, and therefore super ripe for parody. And parody them, these folks...

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