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Melanie

Melanie

Bio: Melanie is the Smosh Pit's resident expert on dating, romance, bromance, and the fine art of telling you to take a shower because you really, really stink.

She's also part princess.

Look for Melanie's take on dating every Thursday!

Melanie's Posts

How To Seduce a Former Fatty

You'll want to read this before you get busy with an "after".

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How To Seduce A Nerd

Nothing better than a hot nerd, right?

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How to Stand Out at Prom

What would you do to stand out at your prom?

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Mastering the Art of the 'Guy Friend'

Have any of these guy friends?


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Hottest Hunks in History

Check out these hot history dudes.


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10 Uses for Mommy Jeans

See all the fun things you can make out of your mom's jeans!


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Getting Close to Your Celebrity Crush

Wondering how to get intimate with Justin Bieber? Feel closer to Robert Pattinson or Hannah Montana?

Problem solved.

In my research, I've found that it's incredibly easy to get in contact with super-famous celebrities. You just need to know a few tricks.


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The Latest Lame Pick Up Lines

Some guys think they need the aide of a clever pick up line when breaking the ice and talking to a girl.

These guys are wrong.

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