Mercedes Elkoff is a writer from Los Angeles who recently graduated with a degree in English from Vassar College. Her minor was making fun of celebrities. Not really.Mercedes enjoys writing creepy stories. She was a Toddler in a Tiara for Halloween last year and she is really good at impersonations. In college her friends called her alter ego Minkberry Jones who was a made up, lazy eyed, soul singer. Mercedes now lives in New Orleans because they have beignets and crawfish. Maybe someday she will have a twitter for you to follow. Maybe not.