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Mercedes Elkoff

Mercedes Elkoff

Mercedes Elkoff is a writer from Los Angeles who recently graduated with a degree in English from Vassar College. Her minor was making fun of celebrities. Not really.Mercedes enjoys writing creepy stories. She was a Toddler in a Tiara for Halloween last year and she is really good at impersonations. In college her friends called her alter ego Minkberry Jones who was a made up, lazy eyed, soul singer. Mercedes now lives in New Orleans because they have beignets and crawfish. Maybe someday she will have a twitter for you to follow. Maybe not.

Mercedes Elkoff's Posts

7 Reasons Why January Sucks

January sucks! It's right up there with September and March.

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10 Worst Holiday Pop Songs

Justin Bieber has come for Christmas, now he will come for you.

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7 (Secret) Celebrity Christmas Lists

Celebrities have Christmas wishes too!

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20 Unflattering Celebrity Yearbook Photos

Wow. These celebs got WAY hotter.

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7 Other Tests Bieber Should Take

He's already going to take a paternity test... so why stop there?

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20 Embarrassing Boy Band Photo Fails!

Oh dear...please make them stop!

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10 Places Kim Kardashian Should Hide

Let's make her hide and then all of us should promise not to seek her.

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9 Villains I Wanna Cuddle With

Villains need love too.

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