Mercedes Elkoff

Mercedes Elkoff is a writer from Los Angeles who recently graduated with a degree in English from Vassar College. Her minor was making fun of celebrities. Not really.Mercedes enjoys writing creepy stories. She was a Toddler in a Tiara for Halloween last year and she is really good at impersonations. In college her friends called her alter ego Minkberry Jones who was a made up, lazy eyed, soul singer. Mercedes now lives in New Orleans because they have beignets and crawfish. Maybe someday she will have a twitter for you to follow. Maybe not.

Mercedes Elkoff

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Posted 2 years 7 months ago by Mercedes Elkoff.
Poor January…everyone hates him. Here is why.   No Presents…At All. (source) There is no reason to receive a present in...
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Posted 2 years 7 months ago by Mercedes Elkoff.
SOMEBODY CALL PETA ASAP! (source) (source) (source) (source) (source) (source) (source) (source) (source) (source) (...
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Posted 2 years 8 months ago by Mercedes Elkoff.
I’m really sick of this. I've suspended disbelief a LONG time, but it’s getting freaking obvious.   I Get Presents Even...
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Posted 2 years 8 months ago by Mercedes Elkoff.
Everyone knows celebrities do whatever they can to make even more money than they already have but it just feels so creepy to watch them make...
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Posted 2 years 8 months ago by Mercedes Elkoff.
Celebrities have to be super low key about what they really want. Good thing I’m sneaky and found all of their top-secret desires. These are...
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Posted 2 years 8 months ago by Mercedes Elkoff.
Welcome to Celebrity High where even the rich and famous look heinous!   Adrian Grenier (source)   Jane Lynch (source)...
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Posted 2 years 8 months ago by Mercedes Elkoff.
In the wake of Bieber’s paternity test, I have really started thinking about other things I’d like to see some results on.  ...

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