Michael McCollor

Michael McCollor is a writer from Los Angeles who accidentally books himself on two dates at once, tries to get Davy Jones to play at his prom, and every year re-learns the true meaning of Christmas.

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Michael McCollor

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Posted 15 hours 21 min ago by Michael McCollor.
During a recent visit to Vatican City, the hallowed enclave within Rome where the governing body of the Catholic Church resides, Justin Bieber didn't...
Posted 2 days 18 hours ago by Michael McCollor.
Evolutionary biologists have long believed it was our fingers that have allowed man to become the dominant species. We can pick up stones to kill our...
Posted 4 days 10 hours ago by Michael McCollor.
Over the last few days, the internet has fallen in love all over again with 12-time WWE World Champion "The Viper" Randy Orton, and it's not for any...
Posted 5 days 13 hours ago by Michael McCollor.
I assume that at some point in the long, storied tradition of the American circus, a man donned a rainbow wig to draw attention to his...
Posted 1 week 15 hours ago by Michael McCollor.
We've known for a while now that Lorde is pretty goddamn cool, but taking South Park's assertion that she's secretly a 45 year old adult...
Posted 1 week 3 days ago by Michael McCollor.
Somehow, South Park feels older than The Simpsons to me. I remember watching it at my friend's house, and taping episodes, only to sneak back to my...
Posted 1 week 4 days ago by Michael McCollor.
In elementary school, we're taught to respect other people's opinions, even when they're different than ours. But the truth is, teachers only...