M.J. Offen

MJ Offen is a writer, artist and stand-up comic based in Los Angeles, California.

MJ wants to be your Facebook

friend.

She longs for you follow her on Twitter: @mjoffen

She is ambivalent about you looking at her artwork.

For example, her pre-election political comics at: http://mjoffen.com/Offen.com

Or her miscellaneous design at: http://mjoffen.carbonmade.com/

She is available for hire as a freelance writer, designer, or anything else if the price is right.

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8 Sure Signs Of Snow Madness
Posted 2 years 3 months ago by M.J. Offen.
BRRRR! Cold enough for ya? The East Coast is covered in snow and every day more snow falls from the sky. But, it's snow laughing matter...
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Power Puff Girls: Where Are They Now?
Posted 2 years 4 months ago by M.J. Offen.
It doesn’t seem long since the Power Puff girls dominated animation. But in fact, the Girls haven’t been the tiny Queens of Cartoon...
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Why Buffy The Vampire Slayer > Twilight
Posted 2 years 4 months ago by M.J. Offen.
What’s the difference between Buffy and Bella’s Vampires & who sucks more? (More blood, of course!)   WHAT THE BUFF...
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12 Easy New Year’s Resolutions
Posted 2 years 4 months ago by M.J. Offen.
It’s almost 2011, and while we can’t wait to see Snooki publicly sacrificed by MTV, the pressure to make New Year’s Resolutions...
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11 Signs Your Girlfriend Is Psycho
Posted 2 years 5 months ago by M.J. Offen.
Crazy in love... We know. She seemed so amazing at first. But now you feel like you're tiptoeing across a landmine every time you...
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8 Ways To Get Over Your Ex
Posted 2 years 5 months ago by M.J. Offen.
So your so-called “true love” broke it off & broke your heart, that bitch-bastard. Now your world seems like the...
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What If Mario Was Your Wingman?
Posted 2 years 5 months ago by M.J. Offen.
You know how much fun Mario is when you’re gaming, but what about in his free time? Ever wonder what a night on the town would be like with...
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