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M.J. Offen

M.J. Offen

MJ Offen is a writer, artist and stand-up comic based in Los Angeles, California.

MJ wants to be your Facebook

friend.

She longs for you follow her on Twitter: @mjoffen

She is ambivalent about you looking at her artwork.

For example, her pre-election political comics at: http://mjoffen.com/Offen.com

Or her miscellaneous design at: http://mjoffen.carbonmade.com/

She is available for hire as a freelance writer, designer, or anything else if the price is right.

M.J. Offen's Posts

8 Sure Signs Of Snow Madness

Are your friends showing signs of Snow Madness? Check out the symptoms to make a proper diagnosis.

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Power Puff Girls: Where Are They Now?

Sex, drugs and a fall from grace. Find out what the Power Puff Girls have been up to since their hit show was cancelled.

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Why Buffy The Vampire Slayer > Twilight

Who would win in a fight between Buffy and Twilight's chaste, respectful brood?

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12 Easy New Year’s Resolutions

You can't FAIL with these!

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11 Signs Your Girlfriend Is Psycho

Does your girlfriend shadow you like a bad undercover cop? Does she visit your parents when you're not around? Here are some major warning signs you may have a boiled bunny in your future...

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8 Ways To Get Over Your Ex

At SMOSH we are masters of being dumped! We get rejected all the time, and we’re proud of it. So take our tested advice, and you’ll be over them in no time.

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What If Mario Was Your Wingman?

Buckle up guys, Mario is now your party wingman!

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Welcome To The Penis Museum

There's a penis museum in Iceland... need I say more?

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8 Signs That You Are A Clone

Do you suspect that you might be a clone... we'll help you figure it out!

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6 Weirdest Celebrity Diets

Hollywoods hottest trends in eating disorders...

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