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ThatJerkDan

ThatJerkDan

Bio: I weigh several hundred pounds and spend most of my time in my mother's basement playing with action figures and eating cake frosting off of the business end of a Shake Weight.

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Model Molested At Star Wars Convention

Top Model groped at Florida SW Convention.

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Parents Lose Custody Of Adolf Hitler: Could Your Baby Be Next?

Is it a crime to give your baby a stupid name? Yep.

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16 Carnies: The Untold Stories

Study hard and stay in school or else you might find yourself working alongside these folks someday.

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Garage Door Graffiti Gets To The Point

Angry landlady takes sweet spray-painted revenge on her broke-ass non-paying renters.

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The Worst Jobs In The World

Which Celebrity’s Cage Wouldn’t You Want To Clean For Money?

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The REAL Best Ways To Fight Off A Shark Attack

Turns out punching a shark in the nose doesn’t even make the Top 20.

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It’s Finally Here: The Beer Keg Video Game Machine!

Behold the greatest video game console ever made by human hands.

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Man Rides Jetski Around The World

Is he committed to a worthy cause or should he just be committed?

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Fighting Games We’d Like To See

Here’s happens when real-life worlds collide on your XBox or PS3!

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15 Most Offensive High School Team Mascots Of All-Time

Georgia football fan wants satanic mascot banned, but it could have been so much worse.

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