ThatJerkDan

Bio: I weigh several hundred pounds and spend most of my time in my mother's basement playing with action figures and eating cake frosting off of the business end of a Shake Weight.

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Posted 4 years 4 months ago by ThatJerkDan.
Last week the world learned that Justin Bieber would not be making his next tour stop in North Korea.     Home of...
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Posted 4 years 4 months ago by ThatJerkDan.
Since its launch last month, Apple’s iPhone 4 has been plagued with accusations of poor signal quality if held by the lower left corner of...
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Posted 4 years 4 months ago by ThatJerkDan.
After weeks of speculation Two-Time MVP and Six-Time All Star NBA free agent LeBron James finally signed with the Miami Heat late last week....
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Posted 4 years 4 months ago by ThatJerkDan.
Recently doctors in England performed a miracle on an injured feline named Oscar.     Oscar had lost both of his hind...
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Posted 4 years 4 months ago by ThatJerkDan.
This summer is turning out to be a real scorcher. Temperatures all over the country have topped the triple digits for the past two weeks straight...
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Posted 4 years 4 months ago by ThatJerkDan.
It’s true. Last week an adult film star from the Netherlands tweeted that she would perform special favors on each and every of her online...
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Posted 4 years 4 months ago by ThatJerkDan.
Earlier this week the Pittsburgh zoo offered free admission to any guest sporting a classic (as well as outdated) short-in-front, long-in-back...

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