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12 Countries You've Never Heard of and the People that Live There

Posted By: Smosh on 03.22.10

Wonder why people are always trying to touch Djibouti?

We've put together a handy guide to 12 countries no one's ever heard of, and the lovely people that live there.

Which far-off land would you most like to visit?

That's Andora, not Pandora.

Instead of Na'vi warfare and chasing after Unobtanium, this tiny European country specializes in canine appreciation.

It is against the law to smile at all during musical performances in Azerbajain, unless the man in the funny hat behind you says it's ok.

We may be landlocked, but we sure know how to party.

Little-known fact: Each October 2nd, people fall from the sky in Burundi, a country that shares a lake with Congo.

Not to be confused with the Chad Michael Murray or Chad Ochocinco, the African nation of Chad has many landmark cultural institutions, national libraries, and highly-armed "tour guides."

Comoros is the proud quilt-wearing capital of the Indian Ocean.

"Call me Ismail" -- This semi-presidential Republic has a semi-president, Ismail Omar Guelleh.

"Would you like to touch Djibouti?"

Who you calling Micronesians?

Kyrgyzstan was originally called "Coolhatistan," but the locals changed it because it was too hard to spell.

Pronounced NEE-zher, ok?

Yo my Niger, got any of that fine African weed?

"WOULD YOU CARE TO BUY MY BEAUTIFUL ROCK??!"

Very little is known about this remote and frozen wasteland to the east.

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eden.c.johnson

1 week ago

I've heard of all of these. But I'm American, so I understand your confusion. :]

Estonian and I ...

3 weeks ago

LOL for the Canadian one I love Canada for only 2 reasons...they are like the 2nd britain and they show DOCTOR WHO on CBC and they have delicious ketchup chips.

mrperson7777

3 weeks ago

I have heard of all these places

arcticfoxxy

4 weeks ago

I've actually heard of Niger, Chad, and Canada. :P

Ano Nymous

11 weeks ago

Canada...They would

skyblue307122

11 weeks ago

bwah hahah u stupid americans lotz of people live in Canada....

skyblue307122

11 weeks ago

bwah hahah u stupid americans lotz of people live in Canada....

NickGirdy55

13 weeks ago

Canada is to the North Douche-Nozzle Punchers.

Pickachu247

13 weeks ago

Ive been to Canada and Bhutan.

WrestlingWaffle

14 weeks ago

@timeto4444 It's Bulgaria, and of course I've heard of it, I'm from that country (I'm not joking) btw, I know all of those places (including Canada :)

iTea And Pasta

14 weeks ago

--even I KNOW sealand, where did THAT come from?!-Oh yea, Canada's pretty awesome[cough-ownedbyPrussia-cough)! I once had a Canadian friend I miss her so much ; u ; More like America's hat or something......Wait, who were we talking about??

iTea And Pasta

14 weeks ago

(YOU-FORGOT-SEALAND-COUGHCOUGH)

kittlykat

14 weeks ago

Dear people getting offended about Canada being on the list,

Now you know why Canada was on the list. =]

Sincerely,

Me =D

kittlykat

14 weeks ago

BAHAHAH @ Canada. I know someone who is deployed to Kyrgyzstan right now. It's SUPER cold apparently o.o And I've heard of Niger, and Canada. But the rest...idk.

Jackie_Tran

14 weeks ago

Fuck you. Canada is amazing. You guys are so fucking mean. BTW, this is from a Canadian.

NickGirdy55

13 weeks ago

Fight the power brother, I'm Canadian too AND FUCKIN' PROUD BITCHEZ

timeto4444

15 weeks ago

Has anybody heard about Bulgariq ???

xfiendfyre

15 weeks ago

I've actually heard of every one of these places.

Well, except for that weird Canada place...

Just kidding, of course I've heard of Canada. Or have I....

yummychurros42

16 weeks ago

do me a favor american public : COPY PASTE THIS LINK INTO THE SEARCH BAR! http://ca.askmen.com/top_10/entertainment/top-10-m yths-about-canadians.html
Please and thank you

mari-celine@ven...

16 weeks ago

ive heard of chad and niger but not canada...hmmmm?

jjjjiii97

17 weeks ago

fuck you i live in canada

jairgordon

18 weeks ago

I'm from Kyrgyzstan! Thank you! ;)

superdeath650

20 weeks ago

canada

Fl00tershy

20 weeks ago

ive heard of niger before cx

ctwhalen@golden.net

26 weeks ago

WHAT!! Canada,Anarctica!!!

Yzen

30 weeks ago

If you've never heard of even one of these countries, you should go back to the elementary school.

themaxt

30 weeks ago

... if you've never even HEARD of these.... you're... just so ignorant..

jairgordon

30 weeks ago

Oh! I'm from Kyrgyzstan!!! Yes we do have cool hats i guess...

Kiss-Kiss

30 weeks ago

I've known all of these countries since I was little, I've always been a history/geography buff. :P

CajunFries

32 weeks ago

I have never heard of this Canada but it frightens me.

Smosh Fan LOL

43 weeks ago

LOL! Canada!

TheSchweetGal

46 weeks ago

"Canada" ...

Bazinga!

47 weeks ago

I knew it. xD

Bazinga!

47 weeks ago

I knew it. xD

CroatianDude

47 weeks ago

I know for half of this countries -.-

Glenco

48 weeks ago

i want to party with buhtan xD

GameGuurl

48 weeks ago

In Canada, we ride polar bears to school, have a pet moose, drink maple syrup, it's winter all year round, and we are very isolated here in Canada, eh?

dudlina

48 weeks ago

i had to name most of the countries in the world in several tests, going by continent. so i know all of these XD here would be a great addition: Latvia. That place is firetrucking hilarious and the pe

THETEXASMAN28

49 weeks ago

I knew every one of those countries and their locations and history! I'm kinda a nerd like that T.T

hypr.

49 weeks ago

I've heard of all of these countries before, bit of a geography buff :)

Zuvion

49 weeks ago

The last three...hilar

pwned1224

49 weeks ago

i know about most of these countries haha i must be special haha

Ufelldownhaha

50 weeks ago

Niger? What? Country is racist.
Stop it wit canada if we are so isolated why am i writing this on an iPad? If you want us to send smarties then shut up cuz here we have meter long boxes of smarties.

Ufelldownhaha

50 weeks ago

Niger? What? Country is racist.
Stop it wit canada if we are so isolated why am i writing this on an iPad? If you want us to send smarties then shut up cuz here we have meter long boxes of smarties.

mustachelova:{D

51 weeks ago

i have heard of 4 of these countries! liars

donutmassarcre64

51 weeks ago

@siobhan.uy WIN!!!

tostito200

53 weeks ago

Canada? sounds made up.

mousy554

53 weeks ago

Dj iBouti-cool name for a DJ :P

lillypoplollipop

53 weeks ago

Canada is in the middle of no-where. I live in the town of no-where land in the middle of no-where province in Canada. DAMMIT WHY DO PEOPLE ACT LIKE CANADA IS UNHEARD OF?? ITS THE SECOND BIGGEST COUNT

t.spldnnr

57 weeks ago

*but

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