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17 Best Keep Out Signs Ever

The 17 most effective "No Trespassing" signs ever.

Well, sort of.





















































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1 week ago

Keep out unless big boobs my fave!!! LOLLOLLOL

2 weeks ago

LOL, I have the 13th one hanging on my door.

3 weeks ago

NO DUMPLING XD

3 weeks ago

.-. moo xD lol cool

4 weeks ago

I think the one I love the best (NOT ON THE FIRST LIST :( ) is "Caution! The edges of this sign are sharp. Do not touch the edges of this sign.

Also, the bridge is out ahead

5 weeks ago

oh dear, look at all those rejected ponies*sarcasm nation*

5 weeks ago

The link said rejected ponies. ._.

7 weeks ago

I saw one that said tresspassors will be shot, skinned,cooked, eaten and fed to their children

7 weeks ago

OMG number 13 is om my friends farm!!!!

7 weeks ago

Wow! Where does he live?

8 weeks ago

Warning lunchtime with smosh
do not attempt
you will die

8 weeks ago

There should be a KEEP OUT sign that says "The humans are gone... but the NEUROTOXIN isn't" with an Aperture Science logo at the bottom.

7 weeks ago

More like:
Keep out an idiot (wheatley) at work

8 weeks ago

no, "come in, test subjects wanted" apature science logo.

11 weeks ago

Kony 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc

11 weeks ago

the one b4 the last.. lol

11 weeks ago

FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND

13 weeks ago

lol i love the zoo one

16 weeks ago

FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND

16 weeks ago

lol i was just at a restaurant and they had a keep out sign that was very dirty: ''KEEP OUT, ONLY FOR EMPLOYEES AND LITTLE KIDS''
..............................................i wonder what happened in there

16 weeks ago

i have seen number 15

16 weeks ago

My neighbor had one up that said "NO TRESPASSING JESUS LOVES YOU" and another one that said "NO TRESPASSING SANTA IS WATCHING." this lady is crazy

10 weeks ago

I saw a t shirt that said "WARNING Prosecuters will be violated"

16 weeks ago

NICEE!!!!!!!!!!

17 weeks ago

wtf

17 weeks ago

The 15th one is in Dublin Zoo xD.

17 weeks ago

I saw the second one in my friend's neighbor's fence.

17 weeks ago

TEHEHE this isnt funny just kidding!!!! ; D

17 weeks ago

:( I like dumplings

18 weeks ago

I have the violators will be shot one :p

18 weeks ago

I wish I saw one of these in person, but I don't get out much. Forever Alone.

19 weeks ago

I saw that crocodile sign in Australia! Funnily enough, a guy I knew dropped his camera in there.

19 weeks ago

i used to trespass until i took an arrow to the knee. TEHEE

20 weeks ago

o.e lol wit teh crocidiles lol

20 weeks ago

I have one that says ........... I was Joking I don't have a sign :(

21 weeks ago

warning pitbull with aids, XD

21 weeks ago

there is an apartment for crazy people that i used to live by and on one of the windows it said

KEEP OUT, NOTHING IN HERE AND WINDOW IS UNBREAKABLE

30 weeks ago

warning keep out unless you have big boobs ^_^

30 weeks ago

My sign has stopped everyone from coming down our drive!

WARNING
This place is protected by
The Good Lord
A Bad Dog and a
Big Gun
If you don't want to meet them all don't even think about
coming here uninvited!

30 weeks ago

lol the second one

37 weeks ago

HAHA no dumplings xD

38 weeks ago

I've seen one that says
"todays tresspasser is tommorows rottwiler's s**t

43 weeks ago

one time at a mine it said "if the lava wont kill you, the creepers will"

43 weeks ago

ive seen #15

43 weeks ago

*abandoned mine association's slogan

43 weeks ago

The "Stay out, Stay alive" sign is the abandoned mine association in Nevada.

43 weeks ago

The dog one and the crocodile one were awesome, and the zoo one was so fucking mean.

43 weeks ago

i just saw one that said fat kids are harder to kidnap

43 weeks ago

if the fall doesn't kill you the crocodile will teehee

43 weeks ago

i saw the one that says violators will be shot survivors will be shot again on some guys fence in our town LOL

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