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20 Other Jobs for Jesus

People always ask "What would Jesus do?" Well, what we want to know is "What would Jesus do if he had to get a job?" To answer that question, we give you some likely scenarios.


Bell Boy



Astronaut



American Apparel Sales boy



Carnival Ride Operator



Bus Driver



Professional Bowler



Sushi Chef



Sociology Professor



Symphony Conductor



Construction Worker



Crossing Guard



Fireman



Male Nurse



Santa



Motorcycle Cop



Yoga Instructor



Referee



Lead Guitar



Sign Spinner



President Jesus





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5 weeks ago

Is it just me, or dose the yoga instructor Jesus look like Nickolas cage?

27 weeks ago

is missionary out of the question?

28 weeks ago

what about pizza delivery boy?

29 weeks ago

Lead guitar Jesus ftw xD

39 weeks ago

They forgot "Scientologist Jesus"

41 weeks ago

They forgot "Priest Jesus"

42 weeks ago

lmao :D

45 weeks ago

n colors of the german team. ... never mind :P

45 weeks ago

is the busdriver a german guy? i think he wears a german sports-jacket and on the back stands "Mercedes-Benz" and that's the sponsor of the german soccer team, additionally are white and black the mai

46 weeks ago

the male nurse looks like chuk norris

46 weeks ago

im a christian... and im offended at the other christians who find this offending. god and jesus are probably loling when they see this.

46 weeks ago

im a christian... and im offended at the other christians who find this offending. god and jesus are probably loling when they see this.

47 weeks ago

lol

47 weeks ago

Aw man this was hilarious XD (all the people who find it offending.. come on. It's a fricken picture.)

47 weeks ago

yoga instructer? ftw thats a bit too weird right?

48 weeks ago

i'm a christian and this is really offending...

48 weeks ago

the carnival ride operator looks like reality!!! hahaha

48 weeks ago

Jesus kind of turns me on as a fireman :S Is that odd?

50 weeks ago

This isn't funny. This is firetrucking wrong. Sophie Koi, got to Hell.
Oh wait, you're probably already there. My bad, people, MY BAD.

58 weeks ago

Jesus is in every christian so that means he's everywhere and in all of those situation.. plus he is all omnipotent so he is everywhere..

So who do u guys think caused the universe? A unbalance bet

62 weeks ago

How can this be funny? Sure even Jesus would want us to laugh but this is plain blasphemy

63 weeks ago

Lol the ref was good.... was i the only one to see the "touchdown Jesus" pun? Probably not, but still. Awesome

64 weeks ago

smoshpitss that was a flag

67 weeks ago

is it just me or did the ref hav something coming out of his butt lol

68 weeks ago

I want Jesus to be in my band...

68 weeks ago

Male Nurse Jesus: By The Word of Dr. Christ, Heal!

68 weeks ago

Definitely going with sign spinner and yoga Jesus

70 weeks ago

why?

70 weeks ago

why?

70 weeks ago

i like hime as a rockstar and a president of the usa funny

70 weeks ago

o would LOVE to see jesus spining signs lol

72 weeks ago

lead guitar ... i lol' d ^^

74 weeks ago

....and ,well sining.......

74 weeks ago

male nurse jesus was wearing a giant skull ring. Two things holy people should avoid is skulls and scrubs

75 weeks ago

@ Lanzy.......youre gayer than any other person on earth.....anybody....anybody who was offended with these pics is being immature....and a bit gay too :)

75 weeks ago

the only one he's actually smiling in is the yoga instructor...hmmmm

75 weeks ago

How the hell could someone be offended by this? It's great!

75 weeks ago

I'd vote for jesus

75 weeks ago

REALLY!!! COME ON!!

76 weeks ago

President Jesus of The United States of Earth.

76 weeks ago

I think anybody would laugh at this. Never regret what put a smile on your face before. ^^

77 weeks ago

rofl

77 weeks ago

That Jesus would've laughed at this =) CC'mon angry people, smile!

77 weeks ago

OMG! This is why I love Smosh, they just make some really funny stuff... and I'm protestant, that menas I believe in god, and Jesus, but not in priests... anyways, I find this very funny, and I think

77 weeks ago

carnival ride operator=Indian?

78 weeks ago

he looks bored all the time, guess its actually pretty boring being jesus

78 weeks ago

I would vote for president Jesus

78 weeks ago

I believe Jesus is a chill dude and he would think this is funny. Isn't religion based on what you believe and that^^ is what i believe so calm down all you angry people you're offending me.

79 weeks ago

You people are taking this too serious, I'm pretty sure Jesus would like us to have a laugh too.

79 weeks ago

Just cause you unsubscribed doesn't mean Smosh will delete this, pretty sure they can handle a few people with a 7 year old attention span leaving them.

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