7 Ways to Hook Up with a Leprechaun
The weekly update from Melanie on the state of dating affairs in the world.
With St. Patrick's Day coming up next week, a lot of people are asking themselves: how do I hook up with one of those hotties known as leprechauns?
Luckily I put together this foolproof guide to winning the heart of that wee green person you've got your eyes on. Let me know what you think!
7.
Show them your grillz. They'll appreciate the gold.
6.
Eat nothing but corn beef, cabbage, and lucky charms for a week straight so they know you have similar taste in food.
5.
Tell them how much you looooove U2.
4.
Douse yourself in Eau de Guinness.
3.
Pick them a four leaf clover. Or a seven leaf clover if you're from Futurama.
2.
Wear flat shoes.
1.
Draw a picture of them.
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Greenman115
20 weeks ago
Just FYI Ive lived in ireland all my life and have never EVER seen *lucky charms* in any shop or anywhere other than american TV shows
But the rest is tried and true!
Braceface11
20 weeks ago
its true i do <3 bono lol
boreding23
38 weeks ago
you will die in seven days if you don't post this comment on 10 videos in the next hour. if you do, tomorrow will be the best day of your life
randomcheese
77 weeks ago
last is the best drawing ever!
ocarina of time
81 weeks ago
eau da guiness
prankcalls
82 weeks ago
lol use flat shoes
-YouSmellFunny-
93 weeks ago
The funny thing is that you can't even buy Lucky Charms over here, lol
slybacon
95 weeks ago
5. will not work
every irishman hates u2 with a passion
icefigure
96 weeks ago
ITs Bacon and cabbage !!! NOT cornbeef
Kyleigh F.
98 weeks ago
The history of holidays, or the people behind holidays is pretty interesting – for instance, take
Kyleigh F.
98 weeks ago
The history of holidays, or the people behind holidays is pretty interesting – for instance, take
TheWILLofDC
99 weeks ago
hahah i love that leprechaun from alabama
justinndbryan
99 weeks ago
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
justinndbryan
99 weeks ago
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
justinndbryan
99 weeks ago
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
divs
99 weeks ago
lol the last one! :)
KRC
99 weeks ago
love the futurama reference
lilprincess5395
99 weeks ago
LOOL @ 7. that guy was stupid, like that's an actual detailed pic of the leprechaun sighting xD
justinndbryan
99 weeks ago
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
justinndbryan
99 weeks ago
wow
justinndbryan
99 weeks ago
wow
nynkr
99 weeks ago
bono litterely poo...
HNSandJKT
99 weeks ago
haha I lol'd at the last one!
HNSandJKT
99 weeks ago
haha I lol'd at the last one!
HNSandJKT
99 weeks ago
haha I lol'd at the last one!
tgreene
99 weeks ago
dfgfdgg
tgreene
99 weeks ago
hahahahahaha why so serius
ecd2900
99 weeks ago
"If any Y'all seen the leprechaun say YEAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
aine8891
99 weeks ago
oh and say something in irish and you will have them in the palm of your hand!!!! Conas ata tu? means how are you? (pron. kun-us a-taw too) :D HAPPY PADDYS DAY EVERYONE!!
aine8891
99 weeks ago
..we dont eat corn beef(thats bacon in the pic)traditional irish dinner is cabbage and BACON, but not your bacon(your bacon=our rashers! our bacon=a loin of bacon boiled and sliced!
aine8891
99 weeks ago
(Im Irish) tips: as long as you call st. patricks day PADDYS DAY!! not pattys day! that is really annoying!!! and we hate u2!! especially bono!!! some more tips.......
omgstfubbq
99 weeks ago
Tell an Irish person you love Bono and they'll spit you and cook you with cabbage. Fo' realz.
katia7x
99 weeks ago
lol
oozee
99 weeks ago
te he
ally7114812
99 weeks ago
lolz
allzgrey
99 weeks ago
FUTURAMA :D
Kisa Kisa Yum Yum
99 weeks ago
I tried all of these out, but he said he wasn't interested. Turns out you shouldn't try to help them reach the Lucky Charms in the pantry, he thought it was offensive.
czcatz
99 weeks ago
EEEEWWWW!!!!!!!!!! Grills look HORRIBLE!!! ON ANYONE!!! I mean come on really lol number one looks like something Id draw! XD Im terrible at drawing people especially by memory! 0.0 lol Reminds me of
Riicola
99 weeks ago
Does Converse count as flat shoes? D:
Hehehehe...
iLoveSmosh97
100 weeks ago
the key to any Irish person's heart is Bono ;)
hinoki
100 weeks ago
Great, now I'm going to be craving corn beef up until St. Patrick's Day. Thanks a lot! =/
Ponder
100 weeks ago
Its more lamb rather than corn beef that we eat
sarahjiffy
100 weeks ago
Just don't tell them you're from Northern Ireland.
L.K.
100 weeks ago
xD lol @ #5
vikipedia
100 weeks ago
"Wear flat shoes." - ;D.
edukamp
100 weeks ago
OMG i`m the third to comment, let`s find the pot of gold
Polaireourse
100 weeks ago
OMG I'm the first comment.