8 Big Reasons Not to Celebrate St. Patrick's Day
8. You are a Jew
Holidays that begin with ”Saint” are ignored by Jews unless they are excused from work or school.
7. Public Urination
Some people are not comfortable seeing other people urinate on the street in broad daylight and are even less comfortable doing so themselves.
6. Achondroplasiaphobia
Fear of little people, especially leprechauns. They are wee little demons, I tell ye.
5. You Are African-American
Even Black Irish people are not actually black.
4. The IRA
Lots of Irish people running around s&*t-faced in public reeks of collaboration with the nasty Brits.
3. No Big Balloons or Floats in Parade.
Marching drunken pipers and policemen does not constitute a parade.
If the balloon people and the float people refuse to participate, then why should you?
2. Too Young to Drink
Anyone under drinking age, which is 11 for the Irish, we think, are not impressed by a holiday where you get pinched for not wearing a certain color.
What fun is that?
1. St. Patrick Himself
His record is spotty and he hated snakes.
'Nuff said.
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dalia44
2 weeks ago
Also, I'm jewish.
dalia44
2 weeks ago
Boo St. Patrick!
Snakes r cool!
Ale J.Q
3 weeks ago
D;
superpinkmonkey
51 weeks ago
Achondroplasiaphobia is really creepy (not that im scared of little people the picture is just really creepy!!!)
memyselfndI
53 weeks ago
..inside a pub without a parent or guardian. Another thing Ireland's never had snakes. Ever. It's too cold for them
memyselfndI
53 weeks ago
Where the hell did jeccdc live? And can I move there? To clear somethings up; I live in Dublin, where the legal drinking and purchasing age is 18. Also if your not 18, you can't step foot inside a pu
Brony98
55 weeks ago
lol the last pic, his face is like: what the firetruck is this sheet?
kallys
58 weeks ago
Some people in residential drug rehab told me that many people associate St. Patrick day with booze without even knowing much about St. Patrick him
Tadzo
58 weeks ago
looks like jeccdc is Irish lol jk (unless you are irish, in which case, just lol)
Smosh15000
61 weeks ago
albeit, they are right about the legal drinking age among the irish, i've even seen irish kids illegally drunk, i $HIT you not
MrDuckGuy
68 weeks ago
Dont make fun of irishmen!
jeccdc
75 weeks ago
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jeccdc
75 weeks ago
Ian stop using wikipedia
jeccdc
75 weeks ago
not 11
jeccdc
75 weeks ago
The drinking age is 18
jeccdc
75 weeks ago
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jeccdc
75 weeks ago
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jeccdc
75 weeks ago
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jeccdc
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jeccdc
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jeccdc
75 weeks ago
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jeccdc
84 weeks ago
Sorry disregard that it must have changed since i came to the states
jeccdc
84 weeks ago
Sorry disregard that it must have changed since i came to the states
jeccdc
84 weeks ago
The Purchase age is 18 though.
jeccdc
84 weeks ago
Im from Ireland. They do not have a drinking age as long as your parents allow it and its not in a public place. Some people i know let their 5 year olds drink a pint of Guiness on occasion.
connor50
85 weeks ago
@Thunder300 thats from the "horror" movie 'Leperachaun'
bvbjak123
86 weeks ago
OH CRAP THE IRA ()=
njgornonerd
86 weeks ago
real men don't wear anything under those kilts.
Thunder300
88 weeks ago
I like they're drinking age
HotshotSam
90 weeks ago
Number six, he looks like Freddy Krouger D:
Beatles4eva
91 weeks ago
numbah eight: so true...and i am a jew :P
slybacon
95 weeks ago
im irish, and you americans must celebrate st. paddy's day a lot differently than us
icefigure
96 weeks ago
*outside Ireland
icefigure
96 weeks ago
oh by the way if ur parents were born outside america and so were u..UR NOT IRISH
icefigure
96 weeks ago
St.patrick aint irish at all....hes from wales...... :|
roflmfao
96 weeks ago
same especially when americans try to do irish accents. no one sounds like that!
Smosh15000
97 weeks ago
me 2 especially since I AM IRISH
FootballFergie
97 weeks ago
no offence but i hate it when people make up crazy ideas about irish people!
(for example) @nameless123..............nuff said
Ponder
98 weeks ago
why did f u c k turn into sex?
Ponder
98 weeks ago
Here firetruck off, we're not always candy faced. Technically there is no drinking age its drinking in public and buying it under 18 is what is illegal. And we do have balloons and floats you twats. And wha
JanetNerd
99 weeks ago
LOL haha! OR you live in the Netherlands where they dont celebrate it and actually dont give a !@%^ and dont have any green clothes, LOL! (thats me)
heyimivy
99 weeks ago
what the drinking age in ireland is 18!! not 11:]
macayla
99 weeks ago
The legal drinking age in Ireland is 18 and is heavily enforced. St Patrick did not actually chase any snakes away from Ireland, that is a metaphor. He actually brought Christianity to Ireland, that i
lovethesky
99 weeks ago
5- isnt that X-ZIBBIT ??
TheWILLofDC
99 weeks ago
i've been to that houston st station but i've never seen anyone peeing there. true story.
iLoveSmosh97
99 weeks ago
u know for the longest time i thought there were Black Irish ppl were actually black.
it should not be black irish if their skin is not dark this confuses ppl who don't know
SrsBzns
99 weeks ago
Hahah. Loved the comment about Black Irish people. When I tell people I am Irish, they ask me why I don't have red hair and when I say that I'm technically Black Irish, they think I'm lying because I'
enfantmort
99 weeks ago
6 is creepy
ally7114812
99 weeks ago
6 i love tht movie lolz
Nikkerax17
99 weeks ago
IRA!.. no no no
HelloSarahSaur
99 weeks ago
aww but you should celebrate it cause ts my birthday today :'(
hinoki
99 weeks ago
Well I guess those are some good reasons... but... but... but there's corn beef!! I have to celebrate!!!! It's so yummeh... *drool*