Green Things That Are Just Wrong
In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, Sarah brings you a strange array of green things.
There are many green things that celebrate the holiday that has evolved from honoring that great snake-slayer, St. Patrick, into a celebration of nothing but things that are in the key of green.
Blame America for most of these!
Green Pizza
Green pizza for the Italians feeling left out of the celebration.
The Chicago River
Each year, the Chicago River is dyed green to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day.
While it’s fun to look at, it’s gross to think about.
The White House Fountain
Last year, Mrs. Obama had the fountain on the lawn of the White House dyed green as a shout-out to the Chicago River.
Beer
Beer is the most accepted randomly turned green thing on St. Patrick’s Day. This is because, while the holiday is about dying things green, it is also about drinking tons of beer.
McDonald’s Shamrock Shake
Each year, around St Patrick’s Day McDonalds hawks it’s green milkshake. It is mint flavored. Mint has no direct correlation to Ireland or St. Patrick’s Day. It just happens to be green.
This Meal
Here is an array of breakfast food dyed green. While Dr. Seuss made green eggs more socially acceptable, most of us still find it creepy. And bacon should only appear as the color nature intended it.
This Girl’s Contacts
This girl got her contacts specially made to promote her bar’s Guinness specials last St. Patrick’s Day.
You don’t need beer goggles anymore, with these.
Dogs
A lot of light-colored dogs, regardless of Irish heritage, find themselves dyed green for St. Patrick’s Day by their celebrating owners.
The dogs never look quite as enthusiastic as their human counterparts though.
Facial Hair
This is for people who wish they could dye their dogs green, but don’t have dogs.
This makes me feel weird.
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Justin864
4 weeks ago
WTF
nbjse2001
21 weeks ago
firetruck
goodgirl1
25 weeks ago
o......m............g
nome16
40 weeks ago
my sister dyed a egg green and my dad cooked it cause he didnt want it to go bad so he cooked it it was green :( i had it ! it was gross and i actually like the shamrock shakes so yummy!
iRBored
41 weeks ago
yum green eggs and ham
iRBored
41 weeks ago
yum green eggs and ham
ILOVEKPOP333
42 weeks ago
I should have gone to chicago on st patrick day instead
supergirl903
43 weeks ago
i would eat the pizza...NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
n3mesis02
48 weeks ago
the old mans hidin his gold
my penise is magical
51 weeks ago
ew
Redraw
52 weeks ago
Im irish and all we do on paddy's day is go to mass and get smashed(drunk)
lucyasmin
54 weeks ago
I'm sure no other nation but America celebrates St Pats day in this manner.
random123ABZ
54 weeks ago
if you go to Chicago after march it last like for ever
Allieisawseome
61 weeks ago
FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND
BurningPotatoFilms
64 weeks ago
And that's why the Irish hate America.
duckeylee
68 weeks ago
... hmmmmmmmmm... ok my conclousion is ......... ?
love_smosh_babys
68 weeks ago
poor dog hhaha xD
nonnikchief
69 weeks ago
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anthonyianrulez11
75 weeks ago
Thats cool
Phantom Bob
80 weeks ago
look at all the effects of nuclear power!
Zakalaks
80 weeks ago
Next saint Patricks day I am sooooooo dyeing my hair green!
Kvizy
80 weeks ago
only in america...damn what a backwards nation usa is.
3ILOVEMUSIC3
81 weeks ago
LEGAND for the facial hair guy
Megi
81 weeks ago
that green facial hair dude is a LEGEND!
JazminD@yahoo.com
81 weeks ago
all those things were from saint pats day
Mrsluijs
81 weeks ago
The meal looks like its already eaten by somebody 78 months ago..
wertysage
81 weeks ago
i will not have green eggs and ham sam i am
mmmmitsrose
81 weeks ago
its funny. cause even in ireland thing aren't that extravagent, and its irelands national holiday! lulz.
ulpyon
82 weeks ago
are these photos real? lol
impmars
82 weeks ago
super green))
lilbabybuster
83 weeks ago
What's with the contacts .. ? Hah it looks like theirs beer pupils ... Or something like that lol:P
zenman
83 weeks ago
holy sh*t, the contacts are creepy
WonderlandGirl457
83 weeks ago
Those contacts looked so creepy. I hope she got paid A LOT that day. Hahah.
Phantom Bob
87 weeks ago
they still had Shamrock Shakes in the middle of MAY!!! WTF?!
rachet5396
87 weeks ago
i want to dye my hair like the old dude :D
Nathalie.
87 weeks ago
don't mess with mcdonalds dude
Ana Marisa
88 weeks ago
awesome :D
rebekahgonzalez
88 weeks ago
it makes the "girl" look like a fly
rebekahgonzalez
88 weeks ago
it makes the look like a fly
Maxwell12
89 weeks ago
First i was shocked about those contacts...:p
PurpleLlamasGoMoo
89 weeks ago
Cool contacts.
Shadow-McFriggi...
90 weeks ago
I have a pair of red contacts...
the awesomeness =)
90 weeks ago
guys her contacts look weird who would buy them !
mariguerra16
91 weeks ago
OMG.. these people are SICK, seriously ! who would eat an green egg and buy contacts like THIS
UnderOath598
92 weeks ago
Shamrock shakes are delicious
iiSceneBanana
94 weeks ago
Those contact's scared the bacon outta me. D:
xXFireyballzXx
94 weeks ago
Some of those are just wrong and one has animal cruelty and another looks like a snot river but you get the point.
gexlin
95 weeks ago
i do not like green eggs and ham
tacosrule123
95 weeks ago
the dube with green facial hair is bad ass!!!!
Canada1o1
95 weeks ago
I'LL take a shot at the green stuff :)