What Did You Have for Breakfast Today?

Sometimes when you go the cereal aisle at your local grocery store, the choices can be overwhelming.

We decided to do the work for you with our Smosh Pit guide to the latest cereals out there!

(Can you tell which one is actually real?)


Cheaties

The Breakfast of Subpoenaed Superstars - Now with Extra Juice!




Vice Crispies

Blow-Up-Doll-Delicious




Eearios

Free Tetanus Shot in Every Box!




Sugar Tits

Now with strawberry...nipples?




Crunchy Loggs

Mmm -- just love starting my day with a big ol' CRUNCHY LOGG!




Weedies

Michael Phelps approved!




Clown Penis Fart

WHAT?




Cap'n Chronic

Sail away with the Cap'n on his delicious ship, the S.S. Chill Bro.




Ghost Loops

Fortified with even more white power flour!




Emos

"I'd eat this if I felt like supporting my life through taking in nutrition was worth anything at all. $^#@ you, Mom and Dad!"




Spam Puffs

Now with extra puffy pork butt crisps!