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The weekly update from Melanie on the state of dating affairs in the world.

Everyone knows that sometimes you can't help making funny faces when you're hooking up -- but at least try to steer clear of these seven, which, according to our team of Smosh scientists, are the biggest offenders.

Which one is most likely to get you kicked out on the street?


Grimace








The Inquisitor








Holy Terror








Anteater








Anime Face








Bed Monster








The Satisfied Customer




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The weekly update from Melanie on the state of dating affairs in the world.

Everyone knows that sometimes you can't help making funny faces when you're hooking up -- but at least try to steer clear of these seven, which, according to our team of Smosh scientists, are the biggest offenders.

Which one is most likely to get you kicked out on the street?

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The weekly update from Melanie on the state of dating affairs in the world.

Everyone knows that sometimes you can't help making funny faces when you're hooking up -- but at least try to steer clear of these seven, which, according to our team of Smosh scientists, are the biggest offenders.

Which one is most likely to get you kicked out on the street?


Grimace








The Inquisitor








Holy Terror








Anteater








Anime Face








Bed Monster








The Satisfied Customer




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The weekly update from Melanie on the state of dating affairs in the world.

Everyone knows that sometimes you can't help making funny faces when you're hooking up -- but at least try to steer clear of these seven, which, according to our team of Smosh scientists, are the biggest offenders.

Which one is most likely to get you kicked out on the street?

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The weekly update from Melanie on the state of dating affairs in the world.

Everyone knows that sometimes you can't help making funny faces when you're hooking up -- but at least try to steer clear of these seven, which, according to our team of Smosh scientists, are the biggest offenders.

Which one is most likely to get you kicked out on the street?


Grimace








The Inquisitor








Holy Terror








Anteater








Anime Face








Bed Monster








The Satisfied Customer




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Worst Faces to Make When Hooking Up

The weekly update from Melanie on the state of dating affairs in the world.

Everyone knows that sometimes you can't help making funny faces when you're hooking up -- but at least try to steer clear of these seven, which, according to our team of Smosh scientists, are the biggest offenders.

Which one is most likely to get you kicked out on the street?


Grimace








The Inquisitor








Holy Terror








Anteater








Anime Face








Bed Monster








The Satisfied Customer




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1 week ago

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2 weeks ago

yeah they are the worst beacAUSE NoNE Of ThEM HAve NOSES!!!!!!!!

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4 weeks ago

wat the fudgenoodle haha

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4 weeks ago

let this be a lesson for men lol

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8 weeks ago

satisfied customer kicks ass aaaaan i guess...i love allison oh wait no because shes an old man waiting to rape you duh

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8 weeks ago

http://ihatejade.com/?id=q9xxu6njyasym2pwug7ety zu9wfyrm

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9 weeks ago

comment i love allison if you wanna be my best friend

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9 weeks ago

FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND

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10 weeks ago

awww i cant do those??...dammit...... jk

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13 weeks ago

Bed Monster

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13 weeks ago

pennylane3434, your awesome. Thank you for saying that to basterdface!

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13 weeks ago

the dude must be gay.

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14 weeks ago

fag

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16 weeks ago

animal feces?

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16 weeks ago

dude what the heak why is it naked =)

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18 weeks ago

Actually like the animeone.

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18 weeks ago

why is this thing naked?

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20 weeks ago

the satisfied costumer....thats weird i did that one yesterday and she just said "can u go buy me some ice cream" i dont get it...........

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20 weeks ago

oh okay the holy crap part that was funny

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21 weeks ago

no mam! Anteater can be a very good choise! (use it all the time |)

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22 weeks ago

anteater?

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23 weeks ago

anime faces can be good

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24 weeks ago

satisfied customer

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24 weeks ago

lmao satisfied customer lmao

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24 weeks ago

hahaha satisfied customer XD

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24 weeks ago

Uhhh... Been reading The Oatmeal lately?

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24 weeks ago

The people complaining about not being able to tell what the pictures are probably just don't know because they've never seen a real-life hooking up face. hehe

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24 weeks ago

lol

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24 weeks ago

Dear bastardface, your name is quite fitting.
What relates this to the oatmeal? The fact that its drawn in flash? Go die.

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24 weeks ago

The Oatmeal is much more superior in format, content and crappy illustration.

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24 weeks ago

This seems like a bad attempt to copy a series of comics from The Oatmeal.

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24 weeks ago

agghr bed monster lololololololololoolol

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24 weeks ago

are all those people NAKED

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24 weeks ago

lol pretty sure i would candy my pants if i saw anyone at anytime making the bed monster face.

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24 weeks ago

The Satisfied Customer looks kind of creepy ._.

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24 weeks ago

anteaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
you can totally make that face!
cuz anteaters are freakin awesome!!!

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24 weeks ago

lmaooo happy customer: sensured! xD

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24 weeks ago

haha VV

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24 weeks ago

I dunno guys, the Bed Monster kind of turns me on.

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24 weeks ago

these are such good drawings [NOT!!]

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24 weeks ago

holy crap is right!!

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24 weeks ago

lolz

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24 weeks ago

i couldn't really tell what these pictures were due to the terrible artist

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24 weeks ago

lol

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24 weeks ago

Bed Monster ftw :>

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24 weeks ago

Anteater too LOL

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24 weeks ago

haha anime face LOL

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24 weeks ago

The Satisfied Customer ftw!!!

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24 weeks ago

yeaaah..!! the bed monster is sthe beest..!! lol xD

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24 weeks ago

the grimace :D happy face! :D

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