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10 Alternative Activities For Your Weekend: V6


Bored this weekend. Maybe you should try something new... like traveling back in time! Well, not really, since Obama won't let us time travel yet (he has it, trust me), but you can PRETEND you're in the past with any of these fun ancient activities!

Would you try any of these? Let us know in the comments!

English Joust

It's like thumb wrestling with long-ass poles on really fast horses.

 

Naked Greek Olympics

They like their olympics like I like my women: naked and ancient! (kidding. so, so kidding).

 

Aztec Tlachtli

A mix of basketball, volleyball and football! Losers either buy dinner, or get beheaded, depending on the year.

 

Egyptian Ropeless Tug Of War

It also looks like they had a pantless form of pants.

 

Roman Chariot Racing

I feel the need... for speed!

 

Japanese Hacky Sack

Look Ma, no hands!

Chinese Cheerleading

Go team!

 

Chippawah Arrow Avoidance Dance

Burns way more calories than Zumba.

 

Druid Soccer

Way less fun in the age of sandals.

 

Fairyland Prancing

An ancient version of Dancing With The Stars. Only more masculine.

 

 

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50 weeks ago

Notice in fairytail prancing, you can see the guy on the right's d***

61 weeks ago

once we did an "english joust" on bikes with my cousin, yealding long-ass-fairly-pointed sticks.. haha was funny. sort of dangerous, though

64 weeks ago

4 the person that said it was the winner that gat beheaded, actually it was the nobody, it was he losers that were sacrificed by cutting open the chest and ripping out ur heart, so basically if u lost

79 weeks ago

AHAHAHHAHAH burns way more calories than zoomba! hahahhahahah

79 weeks ago

Fairyland Prancing; that's classy ;)
And also, notice how most everyone is naked in the olympics, but no gentials are seen. :o Pretty magical if I say so myself.

79 weeks ago

Nice. Sounds like stuff my friends and I would come up with, lol. XD

79 weeks ago

in the tlachtli oone, the winners were sacrificed :(

79 weeks ago

My ancient ancestors were druids. I'm not entirely sure if it is a good thing..

79 weeks ago

Actually, in Aztec Tlachtli, the winner are the ones who get beheaded, not the losers, because only winners are good enough to the gods.

79 weeks ago

i wonder if they had wresting in the naked greek olympics

79 weeks ago

how do you know that those are my activitys for my weekend? I swear, they could read minds...
XD

79 weeks ago

Fairy boys! NOOOO.

79 weeks ago

thst was awsome!

79 weeks ago

Haha! Whoo japanese hacky sack!

79 weeks ago

I'l never be bored again on weekends! :P

79 weeks ago

Chinese Cheerleading sounds tempting haha xD