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12 Crazy Detention Slips

Posted By: Smosh on 04.26.10

Kids will always misbehave and teachers will always send them to detention.

So next time you hear a teacher say, "A week's detention" and the kid says, "That's way too long," remember it's your job to say, "That's what she said!"

Another student made the comment "You need to push it in further" (innocent comment) and Dalton added "That's what she said."

Before 4th period - in the Hall of West - Kissing Adam Landerson

Disrupting class by standing, unbuttoning his shirt to reveal a Superman T-shirt and announcing he was Superman

On-going nonsense in class.

Racial slur

Throwing and breaking things

I sent him out of lunch detention because he was so disruptive. Came in singing & made loud noises while eating, talked to Tony B. Very annoying to all. Made loud outbursts.

While involved in an elimination basketball game with Mr. Edward's class, Brandon grabbed his crotch as if to say "Right here" to some of Mr. Edward's students.

Reading a book

10.

1) Late… 2) Cut detention

11.

Donnie was standing up in class saying "Show me your booty hole"

12.

After a student said "can it be that big?" his comment was "that's what she said"

Tags: detention slips, funny, list, photos

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Vulcan22

3 weeks ago

That's pretty sad I got into fight with this black guy(yeah I lost) and didn't even get in trouble

WHTDFRTRCK

7 weeks ago

OMG at my school we have to fill out some thing like "what did you do, what should you have done, what will you do next time?" a kid got in school suspension for writing "ur mom, ur sister, use protection." and giving it to the principal.

Connor_the_Hun

7 weeks ago

I got a detention slip- "horseplay resulting in a student injury"
What really happened: I was pushed and landed on someone.

jesusprime

19 weeks ago

got a detention for helping someone by picking up a pencil
on detention form it asked "What can you do to refrain from obtaining another detention?"
I wrote: Not help people

jesusprime

19 weeks ago

got a detention for helping someone by picking up a pencil
on detention form it asked "What can you do to refrain from obtaining another detention?"
I wrote: Not help people

Therru Li

23 weeks ago

#3 mad me think of the smosh Anthony LOL

nickco43

29 weeks ago

i hate when that happens

glisten9

29 weeks ago

#9 the same thing happened to me >.>

smoshmonkey117

29 weeks ago

i swear #2 was in my city

xoslammy19

29 weeks ago

Thats what she said is a classic haahahah :)

xoslammy19

29 weeks ago

Thats what she said is a classic haahahah :)

awesomesmilez

30 weeks ago

I liked #3 that one was funny!

thesal91

30 weeks ago

@angel.valerie1 because the white slip goes to the student, and the yellow slip goes to the teacher.

heus

30 weeks ago

Nope, #1 best ever right here:
http://gratiastibi.tumblr.com/post/6885884803/my-f riends-pink-slip-as-you-can-see-her-offense

angel.valerie1

30 weeks ago

1 on the bottom, why does it say White Student Yellow Teacher?

Riley878787

30 weeks ago

3 is an epic win.

abstractfragment

31 weeks ago

What's wrong with Adam Landerson o.e?

gpigz77

31 weeks ago

@ninaelle
That's really insensitive. If you were as smart as you thought you were, you wouldn't have posted a comment like that. And you would have at least attempted to use correct punctuation and c

ChesterBuddi

31 weeks ago

My German Teacher Gave a Kid Out of School Suspension for drawing a Hitler Mustache on his Face.

ChesterBuddi

31 weeks ago

My German Teacher Gave a Kid Out of School Suspension for drawing a Hitler Mustache on his Face.

Gorgeous Nightmare

31 weeks ago

I got detention for saying "Hi" to my teacher :P

Gorgeous Nightmare

31 weeks ago

I got detention for saying "Hi" to my teacher :P

EnRUss

31 weeks ago

I had a friend of mine get a detention for saying "I choose my friends based on similar dick sizes". The teacher quoted that in the detention description xD

hphb32

32 weeks ago

My friend got in trouble once for coughing and lifting her hands up

makayraa Rawrr

38 weeks ago

today one of my friends got a detention today for pulling his pants up and putting a football inside of them O.o

octoberblackcat13

39 weeks ago

In 7th period, my math teacher was working on coordinates with us and my friend had made the line coordinate too short and the teacher said, " Make it longer." And I said under my breath "that's what

wntacookie

39 weeks ago

#9 is messed up o_O Can they even do that? mky l.a teacher says whenever you have nothing else to do just read a book...? does tht mean she was lying?! *gasp* :0 jk lmao

ZeAlien

40 weeks ago

The first and last ones made me rofl!!!!

bebe4321

40 weeks ago

this is soo retarded

supermexican123

43 weeks ago

@thatguy3256- the student gets the white slip to take home and the teacher gets the yellow slip of paper for school records or something like that.

thatguy3256

44 weeks ago

frist one.. on the bottom it says white: student yellow: teacher racist?

josh is a jfox123

46 weeks ago

ididntsayanything

47 weeks ago

this is stupid.

totle

48 weeks ago

whats next, detention for Extra Credit?

c_roses

48 weeks ago

dentention for reading a book? and that is exactly why kids dont read anymore xP

Halofan4001

56 weeks ago

wow

JWFan1008

56 weeks ago

@TheAnshely you can actually make out what the last name says if you look closely and it doesn't say Padilla it says La Ca...... something, so it idn't the smosh anthony. :(

Fishycrackers

59 weeks ago

That Superman kid is my hero. :D <3

Chocolatemilk14

60 weeks ago

what school lets you get a detention for EATING FOOD during LUNCH!!?

Tabbitia

61 weeks ago

why is saying "that's what she said" so wrong? :O

8maxxyu

63 weeks ago

I went to detention once because of the same reason with #9 (reading a book)

TheAnshey

64 weeks ago

do you think that the 3rd detention slip was given to the smosh anthony? cuz it says 'anthony' and the rest is covered...

maythild

65 weeks ago

i NEVER got detention.. lol XD
we dont have that in denmark - yay!

chitchat_sam013

67 weeks ago

LOL SUPERMAN ROX!!!!!! and the one -reading a book- LMAO W T FIRETRUCK

chitchat_sam013

67 weeks ago

LOL SUPERMAN ROX!!!!!! and the one -reading a book- LMAO W T FIRETRUCK

sonicrules10

67 weeks ago

i once got a dention for passing all my geography tests

sonicrules10

67 weeks ago

my school says read every day even on weekends and on holidays and in all my classes there are so many posters hat say read everyday or read to lead and when i was readeing a book i got suspended I AH

mattagolo

67 weeks ago

show me ur booty hole!