14 Swimsuits To Get if You Want People to Question Your Weird Tan Lines
Everyone wants to wear the summer’s latest swimsuit trend, whether it be strappies, cutouts, clickclocks, smishies, or whooshzoosh. (The last three are real.) WHAT ABOUT THE TANLINE? Here’s a helpful guide on the best swimsuits to wear if you want people going, "Is that a tan or a Rorschach Test?"
1. Tan or Suspension Bridge?
2. Tan or Rorschach Test?
3. Tan or Rail?
4. Tan or Absolem?
5. Tan or Something Religious?
6. Tan or Bingo Card?
7. Tan or Paper Cutout?
8. Tan or Essential Oil Diffuser?
9. Tan or Two Competing Bat Signals?
10. Tan or Little Hamster Ladder?
11. Tan or Your Grandma’s Doily?
12. Tan or Annoying Strip of Light That Comes Through Your Apartment’s Old Blinds?
13. Tan or Sydney Opera House?
14. Tan or Sand Mandala?
Which suit was your favorite? Let me know on the tweets @AndiHester!