15 Funny Sext Fails

The act of making love, when done with someone you deeply care for and respect, is one of the most intimate things a person can experience. Sexting, however, is the opposite of that. It’s typing “wanna do it? ;)” into a cold, impersonal phone screen and hoping the hottie on the other end doesn’t immediately embarrass you by sharing your sexual frustration and desperation with others.

 

sext fails lump colon

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sext fails it’s dark

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sext fails mosquito

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sext fails bellow the belt nude

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sext fails dementor costume

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sext fails wrong number

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sext fails from momma

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sext fails baguette

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sext fails loves your eyes

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sext fails sent to wrong person

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sext fails car for sale

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sext fails australian kiss

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sext fails back to school night

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sext fails dad’s not gay

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sext fails hit that

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Is it just me, or is the word “horny” completely revolting? Let me know in the comments!

 

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