15 Halloween Costumes That Shouldn't Be Sexy but ARE
In this day and age, Halloween is less about being scary and more about being sexy. But sometimes the sexy costumes are... well... confusing. In any other circumstance, these costumes would not be considered attractive, but when cleavage, legs, or a six pack come into the picture, suddenly you want to make out with a minion. DAMN THESE FICKLE MINDS OF OURS! *shakes fist at the sky* Here are some of the sexiest costumes that have no business be sexy:
Smeagol has been working out.
Elements of the Periodic Table
I still hate minions, sorry.
Nothing sexier than a children’s character!
Hot on so many levels.
Pumpkin Spice Lattes
Sexy AND Scary. Winner!
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Explain the world to me, Neil.
Mario and Luigi
I would like to make out with this iteration of the Mario brothers.
Your costume’s bad and you should feel bad.
Reminder: regular R2-D2 is a genderless robot that looks like a mint Tic Tac.
This costume is called "hot slice of pizza" and that's just perfect.
Gregor Samsa, the protagonist of Kakfa's Metamorphosis
Traveling salesman Gregor Samsa turned into a giant cockroach in Kafka’s icnoic story, Metamorphosis. This is the sexy version of that.
So wrong. So wrong.
Which was the weirdest costume to make sexy? Let me know on Twitter or in the comments below!