15 Halloween Costumes That Shouldn't Be Sexy but ARE

In this day and age, Halloween is less about being scary and more about being sexy. But sometimes the sexy costumes are... well... confusing. In any other circumstance, these costumes would not be considered attractive, but when cleavage, legs, or a six pack come into the picture, suddenly you want to make out with a minion. DAMN THESE FICKLE MINDS OF OURS! *shakes fist at the sky* Here are some of the sexiest costumes that have no business be sexy:


gandalf sexy halloween costume

So confused.


lord rings halloween costume sexy

Smeagol has been working out.



Elements of the Periodic Table

elements sexy funny halloween costume

Chemistry, anyone?


minions sexy halloween costume

I still hate minions, sorry.

Big Bird

big bird sexy funny halloween costume

Nothing sexier than a children’s character!

Sauce Packets

taco bell sauce packets

Hot on so many levels.

Pumpkin Spice Lattes

pumpkin spice halloween costume


Kim Davis

kim davis sexy funny halloween costume

Sexy AND Scary. Winner!

Neil deGrasse Tyson

neil tyson halloween funny

Explain the world to me, Neil.

Mario and Luigi

mario luigi funny sexy halloween costume

I would like to make out with this iteration of the Mario brothers.


zoidberg sexy halloween costume funny

Your costume’s bad and you should feel bad.


 video game logic Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

Reminder: regular R2-D2 is a genderless robot that looks like a mint Tic Tac.


sexy costume pizza

This costume is called "hot slice of pizza" and that's just perfect.

Gregor Samsa, the protagonist of Kakfa's Metamorphosis

Gregor Samsa cockroach costume

Traveling salesman Gregor Samsa turned into a giant cockroach in Kafka’s icnoic story, Metamorphosis. This is the sexy version of that.


You haven't really lived until you've witnessed the Sexy Jesus Christ costume

So wrong. So wrong.


Which was the weirdest costume to make sexy? Let me know on Twitter or in the comments below!