15 Thongs We Could Have Done Without

If you're very thin, very fat, a child, old, an animal, or a male of any body type you should not wear a thong.

We post this piece as a public service in case you're thinking about wearing a thong and fall into one of the above categories. Be forewarned: nobody wants to see anything like this.

Do your friends and family a favor and think twice before making your next swimwear or underwear purchase.