17 Jokes All Introverts Will Understand
If you’re like me, the thought of leaving your house does NOT sound like a good time. At home, you have food, Wi-fi, your pets, and your bed! But there are people out there who like to leave their house and socialize (crazy right?), so if you’re in bed right now with plans you just recently canceled, these tweets are for you!
I know it's important to "put yourself out there," but here's my argument: what if it's annoying
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) February 1, 2016
— rated r like woods (@_adrxante) August 21, 2016
your dating profile: i LOVE adventures
me: sounds like i'd have to do stuff. next-->
— chuuch (@ch000ch) January 25, 2016
I need three hours to get ready and two of those are me talking myself into getting ready
— AndreasChoice (@AndreasChoice) May 5, 2016
— yosan hates kimberly (@apunkgrl) August 21, 2016
*looks at Facebook event invite*
ME: "I'd rather kill myself"
*clicks on MAYBE ATTENDING*
— Brittany Ashley (@britt27ash) April 19, 2015
I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was two hours ago. I was younger then, and full of hope.
— Marly (@VerbsRProudest) October 3, 2014
y'all are scared of getting caught lying and getting kidnapped but this is why I'm scared of the new update LMAOOO pic.twitter.com/0PW88rXfMK
— sam (@toxickilos) June 24, 2017
Introvert at a party starter pack pic.twitter.com/uA4yFzg2DL
— Chris Heilmann (@codepo8) September 11, 2015
when your parents make you call to make your own appointments pic.twitter.com/0C4nSOU4tm
— beyoncé reactions (@beyoncereaction) October 13, 2015
FRIEND: do u want to hang out this weekend
ME: generic excuse
FRIEND: did u just say "generic excuse"
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) February 10, 2016
me: new friendships sound kinda nice
brain: ok but consider this................................ isolation
— donny (@graciasdonyale) August 16, 2016
wondering how i will ever mantain a successful relationship when there's nothing i value more than alone time
— dru (@drumaq) July 6, 2016
"This is a mistake"
-I whisper as I leave my house
— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) March 21, 2014
when people cancel plans and u didnt wanna go anyway pic.twitter.com/zMY5soCG8g
— |(• ◡•)|/ \(❍ᴥ❍ʋ) (@LoveeeeSarah) November 15, 2015
Sorry I'm late, just didn't want to come, so I was trying to limit the amount of time I'd be here. I'll leave early, too. Anyway what's up?
— keith (@tchrquotes) October 3, 2015
I'm not worried about dying alone I'm worried about living with someone
— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) September 7, 2015
Can you relate to wanting to stay home? Let us know on Twitter @Smosh!