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18 Horrible Real Names

Meeting new people can be awkward. Now times the awkwardness by a 1000 and you might be able to imagine how it feels for these people.

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1 week ago

Okay seriously what were some of these parents thinking?

1 week ago

Lets all not forget about Harry Baals.

1 week ago

I have a world history teacher named Mr. Cockram

1 week ago

Ben Dover was real!!! blink182 rocks

1 week ago

There's a politician in my town named Dick Harris

1 week ago

Jack Kanoff, hahahahahahahaha.

1 week ago

As a kid I knew a guy whos parents named him Caution Speedbump. (Meth heads)
Guy my stepdad worked for: Dick Head. Not Richard, Dick

La-a. Pronounced la-dash-uh

1 week ago

As a kid I knew a guy whos parents named him Caution Speedbump. (Meth heads)
Guy my stepdad worked for: Dick Head. Not Richard, Dick

La-a. Pronounced la-dash-uh

1 week ago

Jack Hoff.

1 week ago

There was a guy a a baseball game named Holden Dix.

1 week ago

You forgot Mike Hawk

1 week ago

You forgot Mike Hawk

1 week ago

I have a friend named Forrest Woods

1 week ago

hahah those indian peoples names are hilarious XD

1 week ago

I met a girl in honors band named yurin pan.. she was asian

7 weeks ago

我操你妈的连王励勤也在?你他妈 smosh还想不想活了?!!!

7 weeks ago

我操你妈的连王励勤也在?你他妈 smosh还想不想活了?!!!

7 weeks ago

我操你妈的连王励勤也在?你他妈 smosh还想不想活了?!!!

7 weeks ago

我操你妈的连王励勤也在?你他妈 smosh还想不想活了?!!!

7 weeks ago

i have a sub. name Mr. DurwachterVangooch

8 weeks ago

In the Netherlands you have some one calles: Fokje Modder and some names are Dick >.<

8 weeks ago

My mother has a cousin called Carrie Mellow :D

8 weeks ago

Dr. Thomas Fister was hilarious

8 weeks ago

Dr. Thomas Fister was hilarious

8 weeks ago

A teacher I had last year said she went to a kindergarten open house and was looking at the nametags for the kids, when she saw one named shithead. she asked the little girl how you pronounced it, she (thankfully) said shi-thead.

8 weeks ago

In the Netherlands is somebody who name is: Fokje Mother, if you say it in Duth it would be: F*ck your mother. xd

8 weeks ago

Phat go doesn't look fat to meh

8 weeks ago

hehe that funny

9 weeks ago

My mom's a nurse, and she got a Chinese patient named Fok Yu.

18 weeks ago

And Dixie Normous i laughed so hard x)

18 weeks ago

Ben Dover and Mike Hunts hahahaha

18 weeks ago

Judy Swallows 24 years experience lololol ROFL

18 weeks ago

I laugh cause this is real.

19 weeks ago

Hugh Jazz

20 weeks ago

Ben Dover...
*FacePalm*

35 weeks ago

Ian HeCOX is a real good name!

41 weeks ago

Player of Football(soccer if you please) called "Boa Morte"( witch means Good Death)

41 weeks ago

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̶̶H̶̶E̶̶Y̶̶-- ̶̶G̶̶U̶̶Y̶̶S̶̶-- ̶̶G̶̶O̶̶T̶̶O̶̶-- ̶̶M̶̶Y̶̶-- ̶̶P̶̶RO̶̶F̶̶I̶̶L̶̶E̶̶-- ̶̶T̶̶O̶̶ ̶̶--W̶̶A̶̶T̶̶C̶̶H̶̶ ̶̶--T̶̶H̶̶E̶̶-- ̶̶S̶̶H̶̶O̶̶C̶̶K̶̶I̶̶N̶̶G̶̶ ̶̶--V̶̶I̶̶D̶̶E̶̶O̶̶-- ̶̶T̶̶H̶̶A̶̶T̶̶'̶̶S̶̶-- ̶̶G̶̶O̶̶I̶̶N̶̶G̶̶-- ̶̶T̶̶O̶̶ ̶̶
C̶̶H̶̶A̶̶N̶̶G̶̶E̶̶-- ̶̶Y̶̶O̶̶U̶̶R̶̶-- ̶̶L̶̶I̶̶F̶̶E̶̶ ̶̶.̶̶.̶̶.̶̶ ̶̶I̶̶ ̶̶B̶̶E̶̶T̶̶ ̶̶-̶̶-̶̶ ̶̶-̶̶-̶̶

41 weeks ago

you know those people got picked on at school

41 weeks ago

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̶̶H̶̶E̶̶Y̶̶-- ̶̶G̶̶U̶̶Y̶̶S̶̶-- ̶̶G̶̶O̶̶T̶̶O̶̶-- ̶̶M̶̶Y̶̶-- ̶̶P̶̶RO̶̶F̶̶I̶̶L̶̶E̶̶-- ̶̶T̶̶O̶̶ ̶̶--W̶̶A̶̶T̶̶C̶̶H̶̶ ̶̶--T̶̶H̶̶E̶̶-- ̶̶S̶̶H̶̶O̶̶C̶̶K̶̶I̶̶N̶̶G̶̶ ̶̶--V̶̶I̶̶D̶̶E̶̶O̶̶-- ̶̶T̶̶H̶̶A̶̶T̶̶'̶̶S̶̶-- ̶̶G̶̶O̶̶I̶̶N̶̶G̶̶-- ̶̶T̶̶O̶̶ ̶̶
C̶̶H̶̶A̶̶N̶̶G̶̶E̶̶-- ̶̶Y̶̶O̶̶U̶̶R̶̶-- ̶̶L̶̶I̶̶F̶̶E̶̶ ̶̶.̶̶.̶̶.̶̶ ̶̶I̶̶ ̶̶B̶̶E̶̶T̶̶ ̶̶-̶̶-̶̶ ̶̶-̶̶-̶̶

41 weeks ago

At the doctors office once, the guys name was "Shiithead" how do you think the doctor pronounced that? Seriously with a name like that how can you constantly get offended by people mispronouncing your name?

41 weeks ago

they forgot one guy named harry baalz, he's a congressmen some were in the US

41 weeks ago

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̶̶H̶̶E̶̶Y̶̶-- ̶̶G̶̶U̶̶Y̶̶S̶̶-- ̶̶G̶̶O̶̶T̶̶O̶̶-- ̶̶M̶̶Y̶̶-- ̶̶P̶̶RO̶̶F̶̶I̶̶L̶̶E̶̶-- ̶̶T̶̶O̶̶ ̶̶--W̶̶A̶̶T̶̶C̶̶H̶̶ ̶̶--T̶̶H̶̶E̶̶-- ̶̶S̶̶H̶̶O̶̶C̶̶K̶̶I̶̶N̶̶G̶̶ ̶̶--V̶̶I̶̶D̶̶E̶̶O̶̶-- ̶̶T̶̶H̶̶A̶̶T̶̶'̶̶S̶̶-- ̶̶G̶̶O̶̶I̶̶N̶̶G̶̶-- ̶̶T̶̶O̶̶ ̶̶
C̶̶H̶̶A̶̶N̶̶G̶̶E̶̶-- ̶̶Y̶̶O̶̶U̶̶R̶̶-- ̶̶L̶̶I̶̶F̶̶E̶̶ ̶̶.̶̶.̶̶.̶̶ ̶̶I̶̶ ̶̶B̶̶E̶̶T̶̶ ̶̶-̶̶-̶̶ ̶̶-̶̶-̶̶

41 weeks ago

lol phat ho

41 weeks ago

lol phat ho

41 weeks ago

lol phat ho

41 weeks ago

What about Keith?

41 weeks ago

my worst enemy is called tim dickerson LOLZ

41 weeks ago

I spot a Furman Paladin!

41 weeks ago

i had a teacher named mr.dickerson

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