18 Strangest 'Sexy' Calendars

Picking a calendar is a big deal because you are committed to a FULL YEAR. That’s longer than most Kardashian marriages. That being said, if you are going to get something sexy to count down the days, why would you ever pick one of these?

 

Women In Waders

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You know those rubber boots uncle Dale wears to catch trout? I bet some ladies would look REAL sexy wearing thouse...

 

Men Of Mortuaries

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They got those muscles lifting dead bodies. Turned on yet, ladies?

 

Naked Clown Calendar

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This is for a good cause but NO. JUST NO.

 

Naked Archaeologist

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One of the sexier sciences, I've heard. SORRY GEOLOGISTS.

 

Beauty and the Bass

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Guys like women. Guys like bass fishin'. This is a natural fit.

 

Mormon Muffins

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What is this I don't even...

 

Zombie Pin-Up Calendar

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I'm not too picky, but I like my women, you know, alive.

 

Hot Guys & Baby Animals

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I was invited to do this but I didn't have a baby animal this year.

 

Pin-Ups for Ron Paul

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If long-shot Republican presidential candidates get you hot, this is the calendar for you.

 

Guns and Camo

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How am I even supposed to see these girls if they are wearing camo. Seems poorly thought out.

 

Irish Farmers

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I think this is for a good cause also but I wouldn't be surprised if they funds ended up buying potatoes.

 

Catholic Priests

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They may have taken a vow of chastity, but they can't renounce their worldy hawtness.

 

The Playgrey Calendar

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This is a fundraiser for a non-profit Greyhound rescue organization. It's not like they are putting dogs in bikinis for no reason!

 

Dragon Age Man-Calendar!

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The sexiest studs this side of Ferelden!

 

Women of Curling

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I'd let her brush my ice, if you know what I'm saying, eh?

 

6 Packs Nine Lives

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Dudes with ripped abs holding cats. This idea is going to raise all the money.

 

X-Ray Pin Up Calendar

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This promotional calendar from Medical imaging ferm EIZO gives new meaning to the word "boner."

 

Sexy Coffin Calendar

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Because nothing says "sexy" like the box you put dead people in.

 

Which is the sexist calendar?

 

For REAL sexiness, check out the Sexy Anthony calendar!