20 Gifts That Will Get You Dumped On Valentine's Day!

V-Day approaches and your words of love and acts of devotion don’t mean diddly-poop compared to what you’re going to give to that special someone. But be warned, there are some gifts that may send the wrong message. Any one of these will probably get you dumped before the bread basket hits the white table cloth. But maybe that’s what you were going for…

 

A Tattoo With Their Name

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Stalkward Cullen To Watch You While You Sleep

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A Gift Card

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Surveillance Camera

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Dead Fish

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Vacuum

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Taser

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Paper Bag

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Kitty Litter (And Neither Of You Own A Cat)

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Snore Guard

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Coffee Made Out Of Poop

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A Tree Planted In Their Name

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Electrolytes

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Penis Pump

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Human Teeth

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Picture Of You Making Out With Someone Else

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Gift Certificate For Liposuction

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An STD (Not The Cute Toy Kind)

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Someone Else’s Baby

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Just A Box Of Chocolates

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What’s the worst Valentine gift you ever got? Let me know in the comments!

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