20 Gifts That Will Get You Dumped On Valentine's Day!
V-Day approaches and your words of love and acts of devotion don’t mean diddly-poop compared to what you’re going to give to that special someone. But be warned, there are some gifts that may send the wrong message. Any one of these will probably get you dumped before the bread basket hits the white table cloth. But maybe that’s what you were going for…
A Tattoo With Their Name
Stalkward Cullen To Watch You While You Sleep
A Gift Card
Kitty Litter (And Neither Of You Own A Cat)
Coffee Made Out Of Poop
A Tree Planted In Their Name
Picture Of You Making Out With Someone Else
Gift Certificate For Liposuction
An STD (Not The Cute Toy Kind)
Someone Else’s Baby
Just A Box Of Chocolates
What’s the worst Valentine gift you ever got? Let me know in the comments!
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