20 Most Awkward Santas

Christmas is right around the corner and that means it’s the only time of year where parents voluntarily wait in line at their local malls for their kid to sit on some old guy’s lap and tell them why they’ve been naughty or nice. Between his creepy white beard and the fact that he breaks into your house every year and eats your cookies, St. Nick can come off more creepy than jolly. In any case, here’s our favorite awkward Santa shots of all time. Happy Holidays!

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Will Ferrell called – he wants his outfit back

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I love it when they struggle!

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Nothing spreads Christmas cheer faster than a terrified child.

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Can you two get along for 5 minutes. YOU ARE ruining Christmas!

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It’s officially confirmed: Santa is just another pervy old dude.

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The harsh mall lights really don’t help Santa’s hangover.

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Thanks to Santa, this kid is gonna need years of therapy.

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With Mrs. Claus away, Santa will play….naughty.

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If looks could kill, these poor kiddos would be goners.

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Santa has joined the Fellowship of the Ring...

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“Hey kid, you done gabbing? My lap is killin’ me.

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“Mooooom! Don’t make me talk to that old geezer! He totally forgot to bring me my pony last year!”

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Those hot mall lights are really working a number on this St. Nick’s eyebrows.

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If the reindeer ever quit, Kris Kringle can have these muscle men help pull his sleigh.

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General rule: If you’re bigger than Santa, don’t even attempt to sit on his lap.

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Even Santa’s kids have to tell him what they want every year.

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Kids aren’t the only ones creeped out by him.

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Who put this guy in charge of the elf mutiny?

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“Don’t make me call 9-1-1, Santa Man.”

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“He sees you when you’re sleeping, and knows when you’re awake…” and when you’re on awful holiday photo shoots.

 

Do you have a hilarious photo with St. Nick? Why do you think so many kids are terrified of Santa? Let me know!

 

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