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20 Most Awkward Santas

Christmas is right around the corner and that means it’s the only time of year where parents voluntarily wait in line at their local malls for their kid to sit on some old guy’s lap and tell them why they’ve been naughty or nice. Between his creepy white beard and the fact that he breaks into your house every year and eats your cookies, St. Nick can come off more creepy than jolly. In any case, here’s our favorite awkward Santa shots of all time. Happy Holidays!

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Will Ferrell called – he wants his outfit back

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I love it when they struggle!

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Nothing spreads Christmas cheer faster than a terrified child.

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Can you two get along for 5 minutes. YOU ARE ruining Christmas!

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It’s officially confirmed: Santa is just another pervy old dude.

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The harsh mall lights really don’t help Santa’s hangover.

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Thanks to Santa, this kid is gonna need years of therapy.

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With Mrs. Claus away, Santa will play….naughty.

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If looks could kill, these poor kiddos would be goners.

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Santa has joined the Fellowship of the Ring...

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“Hey kid, you done gabbing? My lap is killin’ me.

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“Mooooom! Don’t make me talk to that old geezer! He totally forgot to bring me my pony last year!”

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Those hot mall lights are really working a number on this St. Nick’s eyebrows.

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If the reindeer ever quit, Kris Kringle can have these muscle men help pull his sleigh.

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General rule: If you’re bigger than Santa, don’t even attempt to sit on his lap.

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Even Santa’s kids have to tell him what they want every year.

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Kids aren’t the only ones creeped out by him.

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Who put this guy in charge of the elf mutiny?

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“Don’t make me call 9-1-1, Santa Man.”

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“He sees you when you’re sleeping, and knows when you’re awake…” and when you’re on awful holiday photo shoots.

 

Do you have a hilarious photo with St. Nick? Why do you think so many kids are terrified of Santa? Let me know!

 

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7 weeks ago

i remeber once i went to santa at the mall and his beard smelled like vomit and cigaret smoke and he had a suspicous stain on his pants were i think a two year old peeed........................................yaO.o

20 weeks ago

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22 weeks ago

err. thos3e are some creppy photos xD

22 weeks ago

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22 weeks ago

@reesegal well i just watched wwe and the leatherish part is black.

22 weeks ago

LOOL TimothyDeLaGhetto = #17

Proof = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQXnVWuNDiE&fea ture=relmfu

22 weeks ago

@reesegal if those titles were from wwe then the part underneath the gold plates would be reddish brown.

22 weeks ago

the 17th picture is my favourite :DD

is geil (=that is an german word and i don´t know how to say it in english :D)

22 weeks ago

The girl in the last photo went to elementary school with me 0_o

22 weeks ago

timothy de la ghetto

22 weeks ago

Dude, straight up, Santa is a creep. :C

22 weeks ago

The Last One!! xD c: That One Is Just TOO Funny!!

22 weeks ago

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22 weeks ago

Merry Christmas ,Christmas top gift

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22 weeks ago

lol notice that #14 some of the guys are holding WWE titles :D

22 weeks ago

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22 weeks ago

Look at the second last one the kids got the phone at the ready just incase Santa isnt who he says he is!! LOL!

22 weeks ago

Santa: keep smiling little girl or I'll get my elfs to rip your firetrucking head!

#3

22 weeks ago

was that tim delaghetto? :D

22 weeks ago

I have no idea how we got on this but awesome haha. #14

22 weeks ago

Lol

23 weeks ago

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23 weeks ago

omg its timothy delaghetto!

23 weeks ago

Is #17 Timothy DeLaGhetto???

23 weeks ago

My brother Is the one with the boat tattoo and the belt, he took this up in Mentor Ohio with his friends and paid $15, glad to see he is now famous........

23 weeks ago

That's timothydalaghetto!!! :D

23 weeks ago

O_O

23 weeks ago

The girl in the last one looks like the Penguin from Batman...

23 weeks ago

The ninth santy is the one that i wouldn't like to see at dark...

23 weeks ago

the fifteenth pic emosanta :P

23 weeks ago

The last picture with the girl looks like she's got couple blackeyes

23 weeks ago

The reason sants's so jolly? He knows where all the bad girls live :P

23 weeks ago

haha banana

23 weeks ago

im glad I never got a santa like these..

23 weeks ago

number 4 looked like ian , Minus the glasses ,the beard, and the hat

23 weeks ago

Timothy DeLaGhetto???

23 weeks ago

TimothyDeLaGhetto.

23 weeks ago

the last is scary O-O I dont want santa in the smokestack

I like you Anthonyyyyyyyyyyyyy :)

23 weeks ago

4th from the bottom. timothydelaghetto?

23 weeks ago

#4 made me lol XD

23 weeks ago

13 looks like Sylvester Stallone

23 weeks ago

The 2nd looks like a creepy pedophile.

23 weeks ago

1 & 5 were just plain creepy.