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20 Most Awkward Santas
Christmas is right around the corner and that means it’s the only time of year where parents voluntarily wait in line at their local malls for their kid to sit on some old guy’s lap and tell them why they’ve been naughty or nice. Between his creepy white beard and the fact that he breaks into your house every year and eats your cookies, St. Nick can come off more creepy than jolly. In any case, here’s our favorite awkward Santa shots of all time. Happy Holidays!

Will Ferrell called – he wants his outfit back

I love it when they struggle!

Nothing spreads Christmas cheer faster than a terrified child.

Can you two get along for 5 minutes. YOU ARE ruining Christmas!

It’s officially confirmed: Santa is just another pervy old dude.

The harsh mall lights really don’t help Santa’s hangover.

Thanks to Santa, this kid is gonna need years of therapy.

With Mrs. Claus away, Santa will play….naughty.

If looks could kill, these poor kiddos would be goners.

Santa has joined the Fellowship of the Ring...

“Hey kid, you done gabbing? My lap is killin’ me.

“Mooooom! Don’t make me talk to that old geezer! He totally forgot to bring me my pony last year!”

Those hot mall lights are really working a number on this St. Nick’s eyebrows.

If the reindeer ever quit, Kris Kringle can have these muscle men help pull his sleigh.

General rule: If you’re bigger than Santa, don’t even attempt to sit on his lap.

Even Santa’s kids have to tell him what they want every year.

Kids aren’t the only ones creeped out by him.

Who put this guy in charge of the elf mutiny?

“Don’t make me call 9-1-1, Santa Man.”

“He sees you when you’re sleeping, and knows when you’re awake…” and when you’re on awful holiday photo shoots.
Do you have a hilarious photo with St. Nick? Why do you think so many kids are terrified of Santa? Let me know!
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123bumbelbee
7 weeks ago
i remeber once i went to santa at the mall and his beard smelled like vomit and cigaret smoke and he had a suspicous stain on his pants were i think a two year old peeed........................................yaO.o
Xephoes
20 weeks ago
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Swimfreak500
22 weeks ago
err. thos3e are some creppy photos xD
CarverWilliam
22 weeks ago
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gimmegame78
22 weeks ago
@reesegal well i just watched wwe and the leatherish part is black.
V397
22 weeks ago
LOOL TimothyDeLaGhetto = #17
Proof = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQXnVWuNDiE&fea ture=relmfu
gimmegame78
22 weeks ago
@reesegal if those titles were from wwe then the part underneath the gold plates would be reddish brown.
Bene__15
22 weeks ago
the 17th picture is my favourite :DD
is geil (=that is an german word and i don´t know how to say it in english :D)
hallo:)
22 weeks ago
The girl in the last photo went to elementary school with me 0_o
rlopez2333
22 weeks ago
timothy de la ghetto
Ecstaticed
22 weeks ago
Dude, straight up, Santa is a creep. :C
YOgimmemypixysticks
22 weeks ago
The Last One!! xD c: That One Is Just TOO Funny!!
geock
22 weeks ago
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tyuuhghu
22 weeks ago
Merry Christmas ,Christmas top gift
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reesegal
22 weeks ago
lol notice that #14 some of the guys are holding WWE titles :D
tanman173
22 weeks ago
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Alex Laing
22 weeks ago
Look at the second last one the kids got the phone at the ready just incase Santa isnt who he says he is!! LOL!
Alex Laing
22 weeks ago
Santa: keep smiling little girl or I'll get my elfs to rip your firetrucking head!
#3
highnow
22 weeks ago
was that tim delaghetto? :D
Xmattbarnum
22 weeks ago
I have no idea how we got on this but awesome haha. #14
Jjboom123
22 weeks ago
Lol
tryyytr
23 weeks ago
Merry Christmas ,Christmas top gift
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simont
23 weeks ago
omg its timothy delaghetto!
VampireDiaries4ever
23 weeks ago
Is #17 Timothy DeLaGhetto???
Gancosfatman
23 weeks ago
My brother Is the one with the boat tattoo and the belt, he took this up in Mentor Ohio with his friends and paid $15, glad to see he is now famous........
caydink
23 weeks ago
That's timothydalaghetto!!! :D
TimeLordLove'sMemes
23 weeks ago
O_O
WillTay
23 weeks ago
The girl in the last one looks like the Penguin from Batman...
nishikis
23 weeks ago
The ninth santy is the one that i wouldn't like to see at dark...
XxBVB.Music.BOTDFxX
23 weeks ago
the fifteenth pic emosanta :P
zjoaco
23 weeks ago
The last picture with the girl looks like she's got couple blackeyes
jablana
23 weeks ago
The reason sants's so jolly? He knows where all the bad girls live :P
ninetailssmoshlover
23 weeks ago
haha banana
Lindaful4XP
23 weeks ago
im glad I never got a santa like these..
apautzke1
23 weeks ago
number 4 looked like ian , Minus the glasses ,the beard, and the hat
TJ4kicks
23 weeks ago
Timothy DeLaGhetto???
Camille941
23 weeks ago
TimothyDeLaGhetto.
Cathy_Mana
23 weeks ago
the last is scary O-O I dont want santa in the smokestack
I like you Anthonyyyyyyyyyyyyy :)
syreesth
23 weeks ago
4th from the bottom. timothydelaghetto?
SmoshGoddess
23 weeks ago
#4 made me lol XD
diemonz
23 weeks ago
13 looks like Sylvester Stallone
SonnyJFox
23 weeks ago
The 2nd looks like a creepy pedophile.
zillabaybeh
23 weeks ago
1 & 5 were just plain creepy.