20 People That Are Unbelievably Bendy
There's an old saying — those that can, do, and those that can't, teach. There is another old saying — you can't teach an old dog new tricks. Another old saying is that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Why am I telling you all of these old sayings? Because I'm trying to erase these pictures of horrifying contortionists from my brain by thinking about something else.
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